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You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?

*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae

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2 green man

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memes

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gorillaz isekai real

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Babygirl what have i done and why did i just get 3 consecutive asks dickriding dream in my inbox. what prompted this

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do NOT feel bad abt scarfing down a tub of raspberries. there is NO reason at all to ration them like other delicious treats bc they WILL mold as soon as theyre out of your line of sight

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Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 

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remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

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this too shall pass

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can i get a yippee for leg hair

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but...

go finish your book!!!

(writer scrolls through Tumblr) (writer scrolls through Instagram) (writer enters Pinterest) (writer does the dishes) (writer cleans the desk)

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we got the power to be loving each other no matter what happens we got the power to do that

Happy Birthday Humanz!

28.04.2017

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me. me when a poem says something ive felt before