sassybananagardenartisan

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love how the moment ao3 goes down we all start acting like housewives waiting for their husbands to come back from war

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Neptune's Horses by Walter Crane

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going from “hold onto the memories they will hold onto you” to “i wish i could un-recall how we almost had it all” makes me want a lobotomy

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hate when a turn of phrase is lost to time because "march comes in like a lion and out like a lamb" is the most poetic way to explain winter turning into spring

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The Twilight Zone: The Obsolete Man (1961) dir. Elliot Silverstein

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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

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Satoshi Kawamata

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If you tell me "I'm a robot fucker" and then show me a picture of the robot and its some garbage machine that looks perfectly identical to a biological human with only minor modifications I will destroy you. Don't you even approach me unless you are willing to fuck a NASA rover.

Your blood and soul are weak and you won't survive the winter.

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youve taken the time to learn my attack patterns? what are you, gay?

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actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

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obvs acab but the scottish police force have the chance to do the funniest thing right now

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nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.

me: oh cool

nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.

me: oh cool

nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.

me: oh... cool?

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Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

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have we tried substance abuse my liege

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*timeline restored*