“YOU DONT NEED TO WEAR MAKEUP!”
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Don’t let excitement make you announce things prematurely. Be silent until you’re sure; & even when you’re sure, don’t give too much away.
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i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time
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“he’s 24 months old” bitch your son is two
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so im like FUCK YOU FUCKING TWAT
shit is that paparazzi
act cool martin
aaact coooool
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okay buzzfeed
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