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Simmer

welcome to hawkins’ number one diner! where the staff don’t wanna be there and the linecook is a grumpy metal head who likes to argue with his boss and ignore everyone else. but the new waitress can’t hack the rude customers and the regulars can be a little… much.

serving up indiana heatwaves, slow burns, walk in freezer breakdowns, late night talks, shared shakes and food as a love language. order extra spice for $4.

[41K] a linecook!au with eddie munson and shy fem!reader.

CH1. HOME STYLE

CH2. ICE BOX

CH3. SUNNY SIDE UP

CH4. 0800-AWKWARD

CH5. WAKE ‘N’ BAKE

CH6. SPILLED MILK

CH7. SPICE BOX

CH8. BOILING POINT

CH9. SIMMER [EXTRA HOT 18+]

CH10. CHEQUE, PLEASE

THE SNACK BAR 🥡 THE KITCHEN MIX 📻 WWW.JIMSMIDNIGHTDINER.COM 💾

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hi babies miss u all so much sorry for vanishing i have been out wilding in the real world xx

#i work 2 jobs now #and have a situationship that’s makin me a little loco #but i wanna get back into writing!!!! #i need an angst outlet LOL

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&. 𝐬𝐮𝐛𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  an  assortment  of  smut  /  nsfw  implied  dialogue  prompts  with  not  so  explicit  language.  feel  free  to  change  how  you  seem  fit.  )

❛ i’ve been thinking about you all day. ❜

❛ you can kiss me, you know. ❜

❛ how badly do you want me? ❜

❛ i can’t get enough of you. ❜

❛ i’ve never done something like this before. ❜

❛ i like being close to you. you’re warm. ❜

❛ you look good like this. ❜

❛ you look like you were jealous. ❜

❛ i’m not jealous. ❜

❛ shh. there’s people in the other room. ❜

❛ say you want me, and i’m yours. ❜ 

❛ i won’t bite. unless you’re into that sort of thing. ❜

❛ i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know. ❜

❛ would you like to go somewhere a little more private? ❜

❛ i’ll take care of you. ❜

❛ there’s so many things i wanna do to you. ❜

❛ take off your clothes. ❜

❛ i’m going to ruin you. ❜

❛ show me how much you missed me. ❜

❛ is this okay? ❜

❛ you know you love me. ❜

❛ i want you to feel good. ❜

❛ i want this. ❜

❛ come back to bed. ❜

❛ you’re such a tease. ❜

❛ want me to model these for you? ❜

❛ we have to make this quick. ❜

❛ what are you looking at? ❜

❛ it’s hot when you talk back. ❜

❛ you don’t have to be gentle. i won’t break. ❜

❛ don’t you know what you’re doing to me? ❜

❛ i really want to kiss you right now. ❜

❛ it’s okay, you can touch me. ❜

❛ this is a one time thing. ❜

❛ you know where to find me. ❜

❛ did i say you could stop? ❜

❛ you’re soaked. let me grab you a towel. ❜

❛ i want to see you. ❜

❛ are you wearing my shirt? ❜

❛ no ones here. we can be as loud as we want. ❜

❛ you look good with my hands around your throat. ❜

❛ i’ll be good, i promise. ❜

❛ you’re really good at that. ❜

❛ shut up and kiss me already. ❜

❛ you better watch your fucking mouth. ❜

❛ don’t mind me. just enjoying the view. ❜

❛ tell me what you want. ❜

❛ you can be rough. i can take it. ❜

❛ and where do you think you’re going? ❜

❛ if you called just to get off on my voice, i’m hanging up. ❜

❛ i shouldn’t allow myself to get this close to you. ❜

❛ what if i hurt you? ❜

❛ you won’t hurt me. ❜

#prompts

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not strong enough - boygenius

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#something shifted when this video dropped

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𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎’𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑

⩩ 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐨 ഒ thank you to all who participate, I'm so proud of how far this blog has come esp with how often i have hiatuses. this is stranger things centric because I've been doing a rewatch and I love them all.

⋆˙❦‧₊˚‎ characters ‧₊˚ ⋅

eddie munson ⠀steve harrington ⠀ nancy wheeler ⠀robin buckley ⠀ argyle ( sfw only ) ⠀jonathon byers ⠀

carrd for more info.⠀⠀⠀ NAVIGATION

fluff prompts nsfw prompts angst prompts

send as many as you like just one request per ask.

open til sunday, july 16, 2023 11 pm cst

castle byers — send a prompt and get a drabble, blurb or hc.

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starcourt mall — send a game, cyma, fmk, wyr, top 5, etc.

hawkins high — send your zodiac sign ( sun sign, big three or big six ), gender pref and I'll give a stranger things best friend, partner, and enemy.

hopper’s cabin — send a song and I'll write a small scene based on it w a character I think matches.

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#fun and exciting !!!! #gonna submit when i’m home <333

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*dusting off the google docs app* hello .. old friend ….

#work has destroyed my life for the past few months #but i’ve just got a new job managing a tattoo studio! #so now the creative juices r flowing once more #sorry for vanishing it’s been rough out here

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Joe Keery as Kurt Kunkle on his Youtube Channel Kurtsworld96 "Cool golden card trick tutorial" [X]

#the TUMMY #barking like a dog

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what

#SHUT UPPPPP #i wanna take a bite out of his arm

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the lover girl in me has died a bit

#she’s fighting for her life in there

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#he can’t even froth his own oat milk Free Guy (2021) dir. Shawn Levy

#he’s such a loser i love him

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mean king steve talking down to you while you give him road head 🤤

“wanna suck my cock so bad you don’t even care i-if i crash my car, huh?” he presses his palm against the back of your head, pushes his hips up. groans madly when you gag around him. “fuck yeah. makin’ such a mess.” steals a glance down, sees how you’ve soaked his jeans, the zipper, the leather below his thighs. let’s out a strangled groan. “honey, we’ve got f-five minutes til we’re at y-your place. better make me cum ‘fore i park. or i-“ groans loud when your tongue sneaks past your cock-stretched lips to massage his balls. “mmph. y’know what i’ll do, huh?” reaches with his hand to smack your ass, grins almost evilly when you moan. “‘course y’do.”

#han this has me barking like a dog 🧍🏻‍♀️ #steve can be mean to me any day of the week fr

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Joseph David Keery. How dare you.

#UMMM HELLO ????? #be so serious rn i want him so bad

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hello i am back from the depths of the real world to say i finally have a new fic idea . it’s been so long ….

#life has been crazy busy lately but i’m still here lurking #and hopefully now i will be back fr #i miss all my lovely mutuals hope ur all doing good xxx

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slut.

#these photos make me feel #feral #unhinged #verging on unwell #i wanna neck him so bad

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the view between villages, part one: good bones (summer, 1985)

Summary: (Season 3) Armed with nothing but a GED and a small sum of inheritance money, you move to Hawkins, Indiana in March 1985 for a fresh start. ... It seems that the town has a strange history with science experiments and government cover-ups, but that’s all in the past...right?

Word Count: ~38k (I'm not fully sure final word count! but the fic is a choose-your-own-adventure with about ten potential storylines)

Warnings: Language, grief, depression, thoughts about death/dying, death of a parent, mentions of fire, burns, canon-typical violence and peril, angst with a (somewhat) happy ending. This is a Steve Harrington x Reader fic, but it's pretty light on romance.

A/N: IT'S HERE!!! I had a blast writing this and I really, really hope you enjoy it. There will be a part 2 that takes place in season 4. The choices you make in this part can directly affect your story in part 2, but you are also able to go back and remake new choices (using the curved arrows in the top-left corner. You’ll see the arrows appear after you make your first choice so you can go back as far as you need to).

You can play the story more than once! However, some of the options converge, so if you try to do all the possible choices you will read some of the same scenes more than once. The final scene is also the same every time, just a heads-up. I had to do it that way to set it up for part 2.

Now, here's the tricky part: ACTUALLY READING THE DAMN THING. It's too convoluted to post each passage and section as a separate Tumblr post, SO TO READ THE FIC, GO TO THE LINK BELOW.

If you enjoy, please reblog this and lmk what you think!

tag list: @aloneinthehellfire @hollandweather @starry-eyed-steve @a-dealwith-god

#i am SO excited to read this #what an amazing idea !!!! #so blessed to have amazing creative people sharing this stuff with us <3

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i was tagged by @skullrock for 5 songs i’ve been listening to !! outing myself as a paris hilton stan

tagging @solarluvs @dukesmebby @loveshotzz @taintedcigs @superblysubpar and anyone else who wants to join in !!!!! 🫶

#i love looking like a big goth and listening to 0 goth music #poser fr #Spotify