scoutmistresseileen

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TO ANYONE WHO I STOPPED RPING WITH SUDDENLY/ ANYONE WHO WANTS TO RP WITH ME

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Scout Mistress Eileen

Watercolour and Ink sketch

(Eileen is Earl’s double from Desert Bluffs. She is the brainchild of videntefernandez. I just wanted to dress her up. Strex-and-the-other-things totally inspired this.)

((Also, yes, reference of Scarlett Johansson used because hot redheads should stick together.))

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Hello, dearie! A little old to join the Scouts, aren't you?

#nightvalesmuggler

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I tried another Fem!Earl. I think this one is better.

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Only twenty minutes? My, that's a disappointment.

There are THREE Eileens now?

If you need me I’ll be in my private library er- trying to take this new information in.

…Don’t disturb me for at least 20 minutes.

#iwilldefinitelybenude

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#This is how it works.

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Deep, deep, deep, in the dirt, dirt, dirt,

In the dark, dark, dark, there’s a sound, sound, sound,

That is there, there, there, in your head, head, head,

In your mind, mind, mind.

What will you find?

StrexCorp®

It is… everything.

#Someone gets their poetry badge for that

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i am rather curious have you ever drawn Earl meeting his double?

No, stop, you’re supposed to kill each other

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Hello, Steve~

#that-is-classified

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Can you imagine too many people making jokes to Eileen about the "Come on Eileen" song, until one day she just throws the radio at someone when they do.

I will throw a radio at someone

#I will help you

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"Those poor things." She gave him the smallest of smirks, quite unlike her usual grin. "They don't know what they're missing out on."

Hey there, Eileen.

Hello, Marcus~

#iwilldefinitelybenude

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"The community deserves them. They're so pleased to do their work."  She smiled proudly.

"Oh oh that’s so very true!" he giggled warmly. "And you always have the very best girls for the job!"

#strex-kevin

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Do you want me to~?

Wait, wait you thought I was suggesting…? Oh geez, I was just saying that someone serenading you with that song may have those thoughts.

Unless you’re into that sort of thing…

#iwilldefinitelybenude

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*waggles her finger in the air* Uh uh uhhh no backpedaling!

Wait, wait you thought I was suggesting…? Oh geez, I was just saying that someone serenading you with that song may have those thoughts.

Unless you’re into that sort of thing…

#iwilldefinitelybenude

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That was one of the most straight-forward propositions I've ever received.

I would like to thank you all for not singing that song to me. You know which one.

#iwilldefinitelybenude

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Isn't there a comma? I thought there was a comma in the title.

I would like to thank you all for not singing that song to me. You know which one.

#frowning #iwilldefinitelybenude

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I would like to thank you all for not singing that song to me. You know which one.

#oh come on