One important thing that you should do as a queer person is to find another queer person whose brain works just like yours (romantically or not) and then adopt a cat together and then finally steal that fucking Pikachu and make it big
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decided i’m gonna get this printed as a poster and just hang it above my bed so each morning i can wake up feeling like a victim of medical malpractice
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If you are currently sitting or laying down this moment ask yourself if you are resting or rotting. Change your behavior accordingly
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Remember: behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this occasion
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My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime
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Sleeping isnt enough for me. they need to invent sleeping 2
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chronic illness mood of the week
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you could follow the genuinely funny poster who is going to be gone in 6 months, or you could follow me, the mediocre-to-okayish poster who's been on tumblr for 11.5 years and will be here until the flames finally reach and destroy the data center with our precious memories
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