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boomers really gave millennials and gen-z’s a highschool english curriculum that was either anti-capitalism (death of a salesman) or gay (hamlet) or anti-capitalism AND gay (great gatsby) and they’re really still wondering why we are bunch of gay anti-capitalists. Well done, old sport

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Not to be a..

Whore

But I'd like to give you a hug and complement you on your successes, then listen to you interests and hobbies while getting you something to drink and we make a meaningful connection. Maybe start dating and move in together and our place will have lots of plants and on Saturday nights instead of going out to dance or hang with friends we could possibly commit arson and fight the local cryptid over some teeth and adopt a frog. After that Sunday mornings are for cuddling and sleeping in

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Okay so D.E.B.S.

why has no one told me about this movie before

quirky lesbian spy flick from the early 2000s featuring school uniforms, barely any dudes, and a hero/villain canon ship.

downside: they never used the word lesbian (or bi which is highly possible for one character), only gay was said once

upside: it is definitely NOT queerbaiting or subtext (there’s dating, kissing, etc), the ex boyfriend is irritatingly clingy and never “gets the girl”, the only reason anyone is mad about the girl on girl relationship is because of WHO its with not the fact that they’re with a girl.

bonus: the leading ladies aren’t all white 

So if you like Spy Kids but also lesbians

watch it

now

go find it

because sadly Netflix has not added this gem to their collection

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Sex doesn’t revolve around orgasms. It’s like a cool thing to happen, but it is not necessary. Sex revolves around pleasure. Giving and receiving. But also dumb, little jokes, clumsy touches and lots of giggles!!!

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After a while of playing video games, I’ve realized that above all, I want a game to

look pretty, or at least have a strong aesthetic

hurt my feelings

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if you’ve had a rough few days lately, please know that there will be a day when you’ll wake up and things will feel easier. you’ll see the good in things, you’ll feel the warmth in your heart again, I promise <3

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Animal Crossing players:

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god i love girls and women and also titties, and fruit

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reblog if u think its shitty to bite someones ankles

trying to prove a point to my cat

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wish i was snuggling not struggling

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“You need people in your life that are further along than you, people that are more experienced, people that are out of your league. You need to be exposed to new levels so that you can go to new levels.”

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Tom Nook: Hey There. I’ve noticed that you’re sleeping in a tent. How about I help you out and build you a house, and you can pay me back whenever. I will not put a date on it or anything. You can literally pay me back as fast or slow as you want. I don’t mind. Welcome to the village, friend.

A large majority of the animal crossing fandom: Fuck you! Fuck you you piece of shit! Imma kill you! You asshole capitalist piece of dog shit! Get the fuck out of my face!

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