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i always loved how eggman was so obsessed with himself

like he was making a speech about blowing up the earth and he had like a bunch of self compliments going along in the background

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Welcome to Build-a-Frog!

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dollar store got wise and started charging for broom handles and the broom head, trying to charge me $5 for the whole deal, 3 for the handle and 2 for the head.

i said fuck that because while they thought they were getting smart, they were dumb enough to write that they had over 1500 different products on the front of the store, which tells me that the cashier who works for close to minimum wage is n e v e r checking up on what each individual item costs and how it’s sold

so i put the broom handle and matching head together and kept my hand on the handle, a subtle move to hide the second barcode, saving me three dollars, and the confidence to walk out like i own the place

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I know as a football

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dinosaurs probably wouldnt be half as popular if they still existed cause they’d just be animals and wouldn’t be as mysterious

like. rhinos are right there. they’re super cool in concept but they’re right there and nobody cares

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achilles’ heelys

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Rolls around town wearing these bad boys

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aziraphale and crowley in the garden of eden discussing god’s creatures but all their dialogue is from the monster factory: spore episode

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this is physically painful please give him a happy conclusion

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thanks for autogenerating this facebook

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