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// okay again not rp related but enjoy the fact her name is Barton and I found a pizza toy for her. XD

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// may I introduce ….. Barton, she’s 8 weeks and just picked her up today. Piper is doing pretty good with her so far, the baby of course moves super fast and Piper is 15 next month so her vision isn’t as good as it once was so she takes a second to realize lol. But so happy. Piper is asleep in my arms rn and Barton is snuggled up in the blanket passed out

#Boston Terrier #Clint Barton #yes I named her Barton XD

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// Sooo I may be getting another Boston Terrier, a puppy she's just 8 weeks old. Tell me... tell me not to name her BARTON XD

My baby is going to be 15 next month and I really want her to take the puppy under her wing and teach her cuz honestly Piper is the best dog you could ever ask for.

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#this is literally how I saw it when I was sending them 😂 leave it to ofmd to be able to sum it up XD #outofarrrows

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// me: i want pizza

My inner Clint: PIZZAA.. wait why did you get pineapple 😩

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Does your bow have a name?

Clint smirked, of course his bow had a name and he had a plethora of them lined up because as much as he has his favorite bow he does have more than one and others have been destroyed. It started off as a joke, Mambo No.5 was on in the background during a mission when he was breaking in a new bow and just like that the joke started. Now, well Rita was by his side now. "Rita."

#LOOK It's ridiculous cuz he's fucking ridiculous lmao #about clint

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So why a bow? Guns are easier and just as effective, aren't they?

 Clint kept his head leaned back against the chair as he looked over at them lazily, it's a question asked far too often and it's understandable from one standpoint, after all, who uses a bow an arrow these days. "Guns are impersonal. Knives are brutal. But an arrow... That's elegance. It's a handwritten letter in an age of text messages. A bow and arrow really says "from me to you, with love and kisses."

#Did I use the actual quote? yes yes I did cuz it's the best answer #about clint

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Clint Barton in AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON (2015)

#self

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// There's EVIL BOOPS?!

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// HUZZAH ALL THREE BADGES

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BOOP WAR WITH @shieldagentnatasharomanoff which strike team delta member will prevail

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// Ahaha boop yourself cuz the notification is hilarious and if you do it more than once it changes lmao 😂

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Tumblr rn

#ahahaha #outofarrows

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// THERES A SUPER BOOP?!

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// tumblr gives us a boop button and we all turn into Jack Skellington when he sees fucking Christmas town for the first time “WHATS THIS” 😂

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// why is the booping so much fun 😂

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"i’m not gonna hurt you !  see ?  look ,  i’m putting down the  gun." --@shieldagentcoulson

↪     𝑫𝑰𝑹𝑬 𝑺𝑰𝑻𝑼𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺  .    (   a  collection  of  dire / urgent situation  sentence  &  action  starters .   adjust  phrasing  +  ʳᵉᵛᵉʳˢᵉ  as  necessary .   )

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There’s a sense of tension in the air and despite the chaos of sound around them it seems as if life around them is nonexistent, as if everything is frozen except the two of them stood across from each other. It’s quite the scene, both with guns directly pointed at one another, the archers breathing completely controlled but it’s clear he’s not entirely sound of mind at least not in the sense of how Clint normally appears, not in the sense that normally he’d never have drawn a weapon on Phil. But his jaw is tight, piercing blue eyes watching even the slightest movement from the other man, ready to react if his finger even twitches toward the trigger but the words fill the air, muffled as usual for the archer but those practiced eyes follow his lips, follow the motion as the other man lowered his weapon. “I didn’t do this, you have to know that.” 

#shieldagentcoulson #why not go he's being framed or something route lmao