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so far, i don’t enjoy The Sims Medieval as much as i enjoy The Sims 3. i do, however, think that this is the best personality trait in any Sims game, period:

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dr otto octavius arriving to a different universe and seeing spider-man's multi million dollar worth nanosuit

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So why is no one talking about how brutal Eeyore was in the original books?

Just look

This Donkey is holding no punches

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When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING

Which doesn’t speak English at all, all it’s line are in Italian and it’s name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didn’t know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like ‘hey what the fuck’ and I didn’t have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.

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You want your players to figure out your puzzle so you can be all like

But instead they just blow it up or something and you’re like

Either way, good times.

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the DM: you find yourselves cornered by the thieves’ guild on one end of the street, and the royal guard on the other. ...this is a pretty deep hole you’ve dug yourselves into! negotiation or surrender may be wise. what do you do?

the party:

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( insp. )

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When for once your players follow your plot without doing anything unplanned

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If you find yourself as a player in this situation, it means you weren’t meant to fight the villain.

Ya played ya self

When everyone’s low on health, about to die, the healer goes down, and the DM hasn’t even said the villain is “looking rough” yet:

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This will never NOT be funny

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I'm not trying to call anyone out but even now the evil seed of what you've done germinates within you

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I’m so sorry, it was the wrong version.

Atonement (2007) dir. Joe Wright