selfconsumerofmywoes

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Ur mysterious dream girl is pulling on a push door

#everyone who saw me repeatedly pull on a door with my full body weight #press every single button i could find in the hall #try to slide the door #before returning to pulling #all before even considering pushing #(i didn’t even try - i girl came over and was like babe you need push see) #they want me carnally

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My greatest tragedy is that I literally always want a nap, right up until ten pm, when I feel utterly alive and electrified.

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we used to get prescribed a summer on the seaside. now we just get told to go touch grass. the economy is in shambles

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died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it

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youre covered in blood?? like some kind of slut??

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do you ever think about how sometimes it just... takes one random message? and suddenly you find yourself with a best friend or in constant conversation with someone who lives on the other side of the world but is just as much of a freak as you are or maybe you find yourself in love with someone without a last name but with so much kindness and affection in their words and presence. crazy how life and love and friendship just happen

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oh you love my room do you??? my sex word wall made you laugh huh??? then why the fuck did my rating go down after you visited then ay??? answer me that. cunt.

#it’s no big deal but i’m choosing to take this personally #i talk and its probably something weird

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yeah im good with what i have (about to explode with yearning)

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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

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the tips of two of my fancy pointy nails fell off while i was cleaning T-T

#i spent so long shaping them #what the fuck??? #they’ve just come off in a perfectly straight line #i didn’t know nails could do that #they weren’t even long they were just pointy #i talk and its probably something weird

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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“you're so quiet” bro i lost all my communication skills

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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

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Life is all about being really scared and wasting your youth

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Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)