serpentine-muse

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it only takes one caffeinated drink when you were 11 to fuck up your sleeping schedule for the rest of your life

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"bluntly honest" autism but in the sense that i absolutely cannot refrain from complimenting strangers if i like their earrings or their shirt or i think they have a friendly-sounding laugh or i think their art is beautiful or i think the fic they wrote portrays the characters so well. "bluntly honest" doesn't have to mean "mean". i love to tell people things that are kind and also true.

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An Eleventh Hour Ally

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You know what? Fuck it.

Githyanki Cleric of Selune

Romance~

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Here is my sad beige character alignment chart

Let me know of any alterations it needs!

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blogging

#Reminds me of the Fallout VATS sfx

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ARE YOU A BONE OR BLOOD PERSON.

ARE YOU A VOID OR ABYSS PERSON.

ARE YOU A ROT OR DUST PERSON.

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What they try to bury here is that people uninstalled to switch to better adblockers that actually work to block youtubes bullshit

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@thequest35

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happy missing something that never existed in the first place sunday to all those who celebrate

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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

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In my mind palace my tav and Astarion are playing the exact same game of 5D chess and they don't realize it yet

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A 2pm appointment can take all day when you're autistic

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yo it’s literally november 3rd. what’s next the 4th? and then. no it can’t be.

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while we are on the topic of unfortunate denglish marketing: my citys train station has a free parking offer for 20 minutes - you know, enough time to drop someone off, say goodbyes, hugs and kisses, then awkwardly half-running through the crowds to catch your train. bestie. you wont believe what they call it.

do not leave me in suspense?? am i actually supposed to guess-- wait...it's not...

die fast ??

they COULDN'T--