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the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like “what?” and it meows at u

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another two-fer today of poems that are always somewhat linked in my mind

Sonnet 130: My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun

By William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Published 1609

My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun; Coral is far more red than her lips' red; If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun; If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head. I have seen roses damasked, red and white, But no such roses see I in her cheeks; And in some perfumes is there more delight Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks. I love to hear her speak, yet well I know That music hath a far more pleasing sound; I grant I never saw a goddess go; My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground.    And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare    As any she belied with false compare.

Her Beauty

by Max Plowman (1883-1941)

I heard them say, "Her hands are hard as stone," And I remembered how she laid for me The road to heaven. They said, "Her hair is grey." Then I remembered how she once had thrown Long plaited strands, like cables, into the sea I battled in — the salt sea of dismay. They say, "Her beauty's past." And then I wept, That these, who should have been in love adept, Against my font of beauty should blaspheme. And hearing a new music, miss the theme.

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Measured in letters, not syllables. Please do *not* put your deadname in the tags, I don't want to know that

#same length #down 2 the letter count

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Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

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POINT AND LAUGH

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by Bryan Lee O’Malley

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A lot of people try to explain this without knowing anything about how voice synthesis works, so here's my breakdown on No, Hatsune Miku Is Not AI, And No, AI Voice Synthesis Is Not Bad.

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I really like drawing mid-battle kissies

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Technophobes need to apologise for "just put it in plain English you stupid machine!" because, well for one the decline in accurate error messages in favour of simplicity has contributed to the rise of tech illiteracy, but also because now whenever an "app" has a net connection error it will pop up a box saying something like "oo ooopsie! Your super duper feed went poo poo. We'll try again soon!" which having said to me by a corporation is about 8 million times worse than having to hear the word "network".

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the sigh of relief i let out after clicking on the last block of spoiler text

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love the way people on here keep calling falin dunmeshi butch or soft butch or whatever (in the present tense) when they like very clearly very obviously just want to say "kinda clocky."

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Transphobes can die mad 🤷🏻

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insane ass dynamic??? sherlock asks watson if she actually committed the crime she's being charged with (brutally beating a serial killer to death after he tried to kill her) with full assurances that he'd help her get away with it and she's like "NO. so did you do it?" cause like five episodes ago the two of them had seriously considered murdering him with heroin because he pissed them off so much it would be worth the stain on sherlock's relationship with sobriety and holmes has to be like "omg nooooo nooo i would have told you!"

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