I keep seeing people use this image as a reaction to people's original posts:
Which I think is really incorrect, because with an original post they haven't come up to ur window, u've come up to their window.
So I made this, as a more accurate reaction for original posts:
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masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs
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Wait wot why is it redacted
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oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
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Developing something called the "gloves and bathroom model of intimacy", which states that if you are doing something involving another person, gloves, and a bathroom, you have reached a new level of intimacy in your narrative
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Reblog if you've found friendship because of your fandoms.
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reblog if you want more interaction w your lovely followers
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you get an invite to a gay wedding
you open the card
“WARNING: SHONEN-AI, YAOI, BOYXBOY, THAT MEANS BOY KISSES!!! LIME/LEMON LATER. DON’T LIKE DON’T ATTEND, RSVP PLZ”
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you get an invite to a gay wedding
you open the card
“WARNING: SHONEN-AI, YAOI, BOYXBOY, THAT MEANS BOY KISSES!!! LIME/LEMON LATER. DON’T LIKE DON’T ATTEND, RSVP PLZ”
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but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
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okay okay I know the point of this is “White people need to put as much effort into learning how to pronounce Black people’s names as they do foreign European names” and 100% I totally agree, absolutely good point
but this tweet becomes hilarious in the context of this clip:
anyways, absolutely put effort into learning how people pronounce their names. just don’t feel bad if it takes you some time to get it right 😅
(also in case you didn’t watch the video it’s “N-SHOO-tee” not “SHOO-tee”)
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glad google ai is on top of this
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*chomps you/j*
-Shadow
Please don't bite me--
You don't know where I've been--
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at least can all we agree that the original gay flag with the magic and sex colours is BEAUTIFUL and it should make a comeback
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spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free
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"How do you bond with people that are nothing like you?"
Just something I made for the uhhh campfire event!
@moth-boi-lycan @veearrifarrariboom @tmnt-fandom-family-reunion
Cabin 16 ftw-
{aus included:
Captains Au by Veearrifarrariboom
Alters au by moth boi lycan}
I just wanted to do an art and suddenly had burst of inspiration!
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since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"
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