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furries dont use 🍆 they use 💄

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I used to rule🤴👑 the world🌎🌅 Chunks would load ⚙️when I gave the word Now every night🌌🌕 I go stow away👋➡️ Hide🙈 from the mobs😈👻 I used to slay🏹⚔️☠️ They once were terrified😱😵 Every time I looked👁 into their eyes👀 Villagers👥 would cheer👏👌 my way For a hero I was, that’s what they’d say🗣 One minute🕐🕑 we had it all. Next our world🌎🌅 began to fall⬇️ Away from all that it had once become They all cried😭😥 for my help, but I stood there numb😨😯 I gazed👀 off into the boundless skyline🌄🌇 Noteblock choirs playing🎼🎤 in the sunshine🌅☀️ Turn around↪️ pick up my sword🗡 and wield The blade🔪 that once forced evil mobs💀😈 to yield✋️🚫 And hope one day that this chaos😵 and Destruction💥🔥 turns for the better🌸👍 Never🙅❌ a bow🏹 in hand👋 And that was when I ruled🤴👸 the land⛰ It was the creepers😈 and skeletons💀☠️ Blew down💥 the doors and boxed📦 us in Arrows🎯🏹 whizzing by like streaks of light⚡️💫 I tried all that I could to stay and fight⚔️🗡 As the undead roamed🏃🏃‍♀️ the street🛣 Families👩‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👨‍👧‍👦 broken💔❌ at my feet👢👞 Life itself suspended by a thread⚖️ Oh, why is it that I wasn’t dead💀 I gazed👀 off into the boundless skyline🌇🌄 noteblock choirs playing🎼🎤 in the sunshine🌅☀️ Turn around↪️ pick up my sword⚔️🗡 and wield The blade🔪 that once forced evil mobs😈💀 to yield✋️🚫 If this battle⚔️ should leave me slain☠️🗡 I know Herobrine💀😵 will call🗣☎️ my name Better to take a stand👭👬 And that was when I ruled🤴👑 the land⛰

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yeEtEn

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A true warrior queen has risen

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Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.

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(via sami_grayce)

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finally i can describe the US higher education system in one screenshot

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what do you call a person who has poor hearing?

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ok please note i had no idea what i was doing for any of this and theres probably a much better way to construct a base BUT this is what…. ended up happening

the vague shape of it is getting there … . .

needs more bands

MORE BANDS

becoming a flat onion

the top is removed so i can get inside of it

 … and then a band of cardboard is placed on the inside to support it ( its standing !! )

the bands are cut on the places where they jut out and then overlapped and taped, so the shape is smoother but its STILL an onion

so i cut the whole damn thing in half and added a big band of cardboard in the middle to lengthen it out. the Orb is being born

its rounded out a little bit more on the sides and then the mouth is cut out 

FABRIC

F A B R I C  ( this is the point in the game where my gluegun stopped working, and so everything from this point on is glued by me heating the sticks over a candle flame. nice

the seams on the fabric are cut and glued into place ( and hand stitched in a lotta places and a lot of em look, Really bad in the back h hah  HA ) and the teeth ( fleece, cardboard to keep em flat, and a little bit of stuffing ) are thrown in the mouth

tongue cuttin

handstitched the seams on the tongue, got the base for it ready and the eyes cut out

the EYES ( cardboard with white on one side, black on the other, and a little thin strip of black going along the edge ) ( also the pupils arent glued down yet hey )

EYES

TONGUE

THERE THEY ARE

tulle time, so  much goddamn tulle

SO much of it just everywhere on the back its a mess, the back looks like an awful grape but it doesnt matter its the BACK

heres the Looking Hole ( theres black mesh netting over the top ) - the little pink eye details are also in

and then here it is, this Mess ( tights and boots both are probably gonna change but Oh Well ) i dont know what the tongue was doing so crooked in these shots but its TOO LATE UPDATE: THERES actually a video of it in motion heyooo

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I’ve been seeing a lot of anti-Nazi ones, which is great, but I felt like we needed one to show our support for the Jewish community.  

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the edl in manchester today is literally that ‘down with safe spaces’ cartoon

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I wanna destroy the culture of “women have to wear makeup to be considered presentable” and replace it with “makeup is a fun accessory that allows u to have horribly fake purple lips and green eyelids if u want yee haw who wants some glitter on their nose” who’s with me on this

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This boy is trying to get a nude from my friend but she’s just acting like she doesn’t know what “a nude” is.