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I thought that it was a bit on the nose that the hormone that causes ligaments to loosen during menstruation and pregnancy is called relaxin, but I just found out that the protein that causes jizz to coagulate is called semenogelin.

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Girls will scuttle around under leaf litter and prefer cool and damp environments

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im dying

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Cats never understand that you're helping them get their claws unstuck from fabric. They're just like "you're tormenting me at the worst possible time I hate you"

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modern computers don't beep enough. i miss when they spoke to me in their own language

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video games love to have little birds that fly away from you when you get close

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Weighted blanket is not enough I need someone to do this to me

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these guys look like theyre fighting over how to make a soup

"hey can i put this in"

"NO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME IT'LL RUIN IT"

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this is still so funny

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It sucks. To have this gut feeling. This feeling that things won’t last. As much as I want them to. I adore him so much. We’re too different. We’ve always been. I’m so sad.

#and I’ll just never be good enough #i hate myself

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I’ll never be a musical hot blonde. Or a hot punk girl. I’ll always be this stupid cute potato.