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I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, microtransactions and loot boxes/”surprise mechanics” have absolutely NO PLACE in children’s video games.

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Boomer memes are taking a brave stance against basic safety

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Idea:  During a high-stress time Ladybug slips up and reveals that her name is Marinette.

Chat, of course, is immediately “MARINETTE DUPAIN-CHENG?!”  And freaking out because he knows his lady and shE’S HIS GOOD FRIEND HOLY CRAP!?!?

And, of course, Marinette is panicking big time but manages to hold herself together just long enough to, with a straight face, say “No?  There’s more than one Marinette in the world?”

And Chat just freezes because okay that’s true and he has no idea what to think.

So suddenly LB is inventing a new identity and is like “That Dupain-Cheng girl is a kid, Chat, I’m 25.  You don’t think I could do this hero thing if I was a literal child, do you?”

And Chat has an existential crisis because he’s in love with somebody like 10 years older than him and what is going on?!

And she just.  Rolls with it and starts inventing Adult Things she deals with (like taxes, and her job) and is suddenly essentially LARPing as a competent adult who moonlights as a superhero and has no idea how she’s going to get out of this mess.

Cue shenanigans.

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only time ive ever felt loved was when i was eating a red berry parfait and walking to the library but a girl ran smack into me getting us both covered in berries then she grabbed my hand and said "ill never be sorry enough, but you look so beautiful" and she ran away and i just have to live w this empty hole where my heart lay

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only time ive ever felt loved was when i was eating a red berry parfait and walking to the library but a girl ran smack into me getting us both covered in berries then she grabbed my hand and said "ill never be sorry enough, but you look so beautiful" and she ran away and i just have to live w this empty hole where my heart lay

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Fingers in his ass Sunday

1:https://space-stripper-aesthetic.tumblr.com/post/175884692666/source

2:https://kakstims.tumblr.com/post/174985786197/tracer-with-no-paint-mixing-reverse-gifs

3:http://nanostims.tumblr.com/post/175799446884/rainbow-of-water-slime-credit-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x

4:https://brachiostimmysaurus.tumblr.com/post/175024796974/roxy-strider-dirk-ways

6:https://brachiostimmysaurus.tumblr.com/post/175169259839/kinetic-sand

7:https://the-most-stim.tumblr.com/post/168579890888/httpswwwinstagramcompbz623iqaoo

8:https://acute-flug-slys.tumblr.com/post/166650790840/im-not-the-biggest-fan-of-stim-but-it-was-calling

9:http://katsuki-stims.tumblr.com/post/165896902757/tabby-boom-largo-for-anon-click-photos

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Bowsette gives you a friendly reminder

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me, trying to figure out what to wear to pride:

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#asdgasdh #cant divorce me if i eat the papers #fool

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tag urself i’m oblivious bastard

#edgy bastard #reblog

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sakuino lesbian flag!

credit to @stickermoji for the sakura and ino stickers (i edited them!)

#i dont go here but these are cute #reblog #naruto

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What’s your fantasy?

#reblog bait

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