It's a clusterfuck, what can I say. I like it at least. Always down to talk fics, Five, and TUA in general, just drop me a line. he/him sharkneto on AO3. Header illustration by Antia Calviz
my mom, dead in the middle of a conversation, slams on the breaks in the middle of a country road so she can pull over and take a picture of all these cows running for cover from the rain and adsfkjlfkdjg and thi dskfjfgj
moodboard for when you just woke up to your cat reblogging hundreds of the same post with her ass and everyone on tumblr is about to collectively beat you to death and you cant even explain yourself
The past season of Malevolent has been so much "tense chase scenes around New York, serial killer drama, hunting down a cult, classic noir detective shenanigans" that I managed to forget about that bit in season 2 where Arthur spent three months living in a pit eating human flesh
I know it was because Grant got sick, I assume that is true, but it was a good move to have Zac be the spaghetti guy instead of grant. They all love Zac at dropout, he's everybody's friend. Grant is everybody's friend, but they would rip him apart on camera if it meant keeping him from spilling spaghetti on their podiums.