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#cbbb

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i would love to know what was so important that made valve release a 6 KB update for their game that’s old enough to buy beer

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Mass Effect - Shepard Legendary Art Print by Saren Stone

Via Sanshee: Celebrate #N7Day and the enduring legacy of Mass Effect with an equally legendary limited edition art print created by the talented Saren Stone. Alongside two variants, we are offering extremely limited quantities signed by the artist themselves!

[Purchase link]

#mass effect

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Stuck here don't mind me

post me3. cursed one.

mass effect trilogy cuts me deep i cannot......

#mass effect

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#mass effect

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Liara, after seeing a banshee for the first time:  that used to be a person!  an asari!  WHAT HAVE THE REAPERS DONE?!

Shep, after fighting 3 games of humans that were experimented upon and turned into husks, abominations, scions, praetorians, AND BIG DAMN ASS HUMAN REAPER:  

#mass effect

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Na ranch & family

#jjba

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Just some jokadads and Jolyne to celebrate Stone Ocean anime 🎉🎉🎉 100% canon totally happened

#jjba

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idle Jaskier-related notion:

Joey Batey is really approximately the same size and shape as Henry Cavill, and there are a number of clever techniques in pretty much all Jaskier's costumes to hide this fact and make him look about three or four inches narrower than he actually is. The costumers work really really hard to make him look that twinky, often with cleverly cut shoulder decorations that pretend he's trying to look bigger than he is and have the actual effect of making him look a lot lighter.

On a Doylistic level this makes sense, because it's hard to make Geralt look Huge and Imposing next to your non-combatant harmless sidekick if said sidekick is a jacked six foot burly man.

On a Watsonian level, however, the notion of Jaskier as this big meaty dude aggressively arguing with all his tailors to ensure that he looks as non threatening and foppish and entertaining as possible while also looking as sexy as he can (for a Jaskier definition of sexy, at least) is generating considerable entertainment for me this fine morning.

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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Pov: your gay dads show up to break you out of prison

#jjba

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I know that thinking sonic is like kind of cringey or whatever is kind of the default state of the internet but if you genuinely harbor real hatred for sonic the hedgehog I think there's something wrong with you. Hes a blue hedgehog who likes to run fast. he follows his heart. if you hate him you are sick

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hot take: silent hills PT was literally a masterpiece of horror and i am still, two years later, fucking ASTOUNDED by every aspect of it like it is a damn TRAGEDY that it was cancelled because Kojima did more with one (1) hallway than 45768689 horror franchises did in their entire runs and thats just the tea 

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Bayek of Siwa

#Assassin's Creed

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the "Set in Australia" badge has untapped shitpost potential imo.

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Fortune favor your blade, brother.

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warm-sketch of altmal that got a little out of hand 🦅