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I want a Lord of the Rings ship so bad. I want a little personalized story about me and my person. I want a moodboard. I need this serotonin boost.

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spn season 1 is so funny. they made the main plot line finding sam and dean’s missing father. but like. the guys not missing. he’s just avoiding them.

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new contender for best community note of all time

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When you've already read all the good fanfics

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When you run out of fics to read

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as a kid, I walked into a closet, saw an enormous snake, and then walked out. I walked up to my dad, as you do, and said "dad there's a huge snake in the closet"

so he smiled smugly, grabbed his knife (I think it was a machete?), walked off, and then I heard him scream followed shortly by three panicked slams

it turns out he didn't actually think he'd find a huge snake in there, but it sure was there, and he sure did chop it into three pieces

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Four year old beekeeper distracted by a roly-poly.

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a great change and a great way to execute the idea

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And you didn't have bills to pay 😭

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why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

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My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

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glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts