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hi.

so uh hey guys. some of you probably know that I am @magnus-falafelking

my mom found out I had tumblr and she deleted my stuff. the only account I can access is this one and even now I'm using my friends phone. I will tag everyone I know. don't be worried. I am ok, I am safe, but I don't know when I can contact you guys again. love you

@lordofsummergodofrizz @alex-f13rro @alex-fierro-pr-nightmare @thomas-jefferson-jr @mallory-keen-to-kill @will-solace-aaaaa @halfbornhalfdead @deadmomclubattendee

#Magnus chase #Mcga #Fierrochase #alex fierro #Pjo #pjo hoo toa #riordanverse

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Why am I gay

Your a genius and I need answers

Interesting question.

You feel homosexual attraction as a result of your hormones acting in such a way when a male is around.

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please tell me a fun fact about neutrinos

Neutrinos are the second most abundant particle in the universe.

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Oh. Hello.

Hey me.

holy shit it’s me

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Drugs are scientifically proven to be harmful to your health.

Hey me.

holy shit it’s me

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Hello, everyone. I am quite bored on this site. Please, send me asks for knowledge!

#sheldon cooper #tbbt #young sheldon rp #leonard hofstadter #the big bang theory #young sheldon x reader #pjo #young sheldon #young sheldon spoilers

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**Turns into Alpha demon jake immortal bad-boy, spreads wings, breathes fire, and has a hot goth mommy GF**

What is that?

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Ew what the fuck.

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*laughs maniacally* I AM science

Are you a god or a demigod??

Both.

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Are you a god or a demigod??

Both.

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Sheldon, i heard you were a demigod, what about your mom (mary)

Well, I guess she isn’t my real mother

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I am not a nerd. I prefer young genius.

Hey, Sheldon. Do you happen to know if your birth mom is hypothetically a goddess? Like hypothetically Athena? Or something?

You remind me of Annabeth to a scary degree. Also: I am totally recruiting you if I ever need help building a celestial bronze grenade.

—Kat Carter, @cabinseventheaterchick

I was claimed by the goddess Athena

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Yes. I did know that.

Hey, Sheldon. Do you happen to know if your birth mom is hypothetically a goddess? Like hypothetically Athena? Or something?

You remind me of Annabeth to a scary degree. Also: I am totally recruiting you if I ever need help building a celestial bronze grenade.

—Kat Carter, @cabinseventheaterchick

I was claimed by the goddess Athena

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I am 13.

I am a slut too

no you are 12

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What is a "skibidi alpha gyatt male sigma chad rizzler"? Chiron keeps calling us that

According to urban dictionary:

Skibidi def- A word used by gamers who are on youtube shorts every day and are on a 3000 day streak of being virgin. This word is used when the gamer wants to be funny and trys to say someone elses joke louder than them.

alpha def- The sort of idiot that thinks calling themselves alpha makes it so.

gyatt def- when anything has a phat ass

sigma def- A popular, successful, but highly independent and self-reliant person. Typically a male. One step above an alpha male.

Chad def- The region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.

rizzler def- A person who is not only efficient, but a professional at picking up women. It is also a play on words of the prolific batman villain "The Riddler" as his actions are efficient and well thought through like the person described.

#sheldon cooper #tbbt #pjo #young sheldon rp

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Hm. It’s not working, but okay.

Hello, love~

Yes, sunshine?

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Hot cocoa has a rich history dating back to ancient civilizations. The Mayans and Aztecs were among the first to enjoy a beverage made from ground cocoa beans and spices. They believed it possessed divine properties and considered it a sacred drink.

Hey, Sheldon. Do you happen to know if your birth mom is hypothetically a goddess? Like hypothetically Athena? Or something?

You remind me of Annabeth to a scary degree. Also: I am totally recruiting you if I ever need help building a celestial bronze grenade.

—Kat Carter, @cabinseventheaterchick

I was claimed by the goddess Athena