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sure what's the worst that could happen

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tumblr if people reblogged content as much as they're booping each other rn

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kafka was so right i literally could have built the pyramids with the effort it has taken me to cling onto life and reason

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when hamsters are born they see a silver thread that connects them to their gruesome and peculiar death and they follow it like soldiers marching to war.

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Next year they'll make a button you can press to send people anthrax

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If you have a crush on me congrats on the good taste but also my condolences for your awful taste

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Ramon Maiden

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miscellaneous pit fire pieces

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“I became good at pretending. I became so good that after a while the lines blurred between my truth and fiction. And sometimes, when I did a really good job of pretending, I even fooled myself.”

— Ruta Sepetys, Salt to the Sea

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Has a worm ever gotten struck by lightning

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don't forget to be really stupid and weird at school, or work, or simply in the comfort of your home today

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ur twenties are for seeing how many mistakes u can make in the shortest amount of time possible and getting a cool haircut