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mod nesus you’re being outshined I have a new god now
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Do you know de wey to mom’s spagett?
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Roll for rock
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Why are you kinkshaming the pasta
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some person xddd: Alexa, tell me another joke.
Alexa: .......no
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consume the carnage
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hazardous weather
so clear youll lose your corporeal form if you leave the house
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intrusive thoughts in the form of wanting to drink artificial butter flavoring out of the dispenser at the movie theater 
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fruitninja keyblade 
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potatoes... starchey...
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iambic pentameter seems to sneak its way into normal everyday conversation
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carbon: neutral vers element
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weed la weed Illuminati propaganda
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my spirit pokemon is fire-type duck tricycle
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the 8 foot tall avocado dealer near my mom’s office: has the best deals
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dragonball z-score
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Alexa, read my audible book
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