shittymurderparty

[shittymurderparty]

“You've built suspense, Alien: Isolation. It's a very nice suspense, you can stop building it now. No, I don't think it would look nicer with a conservatory! Put that trowel down before I smack you with it!”

- redacted

(Source: Zero Punctuation)

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[shittymurderparty]

Redacted as Dan

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[shittymurderparty]

“You know, it's amazing how many supervillains have advanced degrees. Graduate schools should do a better job of screening those people out.”

- redacted

(Source: The Big Bang Theory)

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[shittymurderparty]

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[shittymurderparty]

Redacted

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[shittymurderparty]

I don't wanna speak too soon...I really don't wanna speak too soon...but I think that's the last treasure...and I think I've gone without setting off... what it is I'm so afraid of.

(Cue Waterwraith spawn)

I JUST HAD TO OPEN MY MOUTH!!! I JUST HAD TO SAY IT!!! AS SOON AS I FINISHED SAYING IT!!! YOU SUCK!!!! YOU!!! SUCK!!! GAME!!!

- Redacted, playing a video game

(Source: Chuggaaconroy, Pikmin 2 LP. 2nd floor of the Submerged Castle.)

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[shittymurderparty]

The Red Herring: Ah, let me guess... You're that person in horror movie that decides that since all your friends are dead, you really need to go check out the demonic, breathing noise down in the basement.

The Screamer: Well, it beats being the girl who twists her ankle and gets everybody else killed.

(Source: NCIS)

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[shittymurderparty]

Redacted casting a spell

Livin la penis smoka

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[shittymurderparty]

Redacted

*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i'm completely fine but wearing a different outfit*

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[shittymurderparty]

Redacted: I thought you said if we destroyed the brain, it'd die!

Schmitty: It worked in the movie!

Redacted: Well, it ain't working now, Josh!

Schmitty: You mean the movie lied?

(Source: The Return of the Living Dead)

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[shittymurderparty]

#redacted tmp #zero escape #virtue's last reward #zero time dilemma #9 hours 9 persons 9 doors #trivia murder party 2 #trivia murder party #redacted #redacted trivia murder party #[redacted] #trivia murder party dolls #trivia murder party host #shittymurdergames #trivia murder party 1 #tmp host #tmp redacted #tmp 1 #tmp 2

[shittymurderparty]

Redacted: As long as I keep licking these horrible inedible fruits, I'll be safe from the mind control. Wow, there's a phrase I didn't expect to have to utter twice in one lifetime.

The Narrator: I beg your pardon?

Redacted: College was wild.

(Source: The Hidden Almanac)

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[shittymurderparty]

When a cat meows, it doesn't mean "I love you". It means "This is a real nice bed you got here. It'd be a shame if something bad happened on it."

- redacted

(Source: "How to be an informed consumer, Basic Instructions'')

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[shittymurderparty]

Redacted

#reblog #we must appreciate the lives sacrificed for the main character more often i think #this is so funny to me #from textpost u came to textpost u shall return #trivia murder party 2 #trivia murder party #redacted #redacted tmp #redacted trivia murder party #7

[shittymurderparty]

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[shittymurderparty]

Redacted as puki

Puki you look very nice today (:

Damn straight I do. now go straight to fucking hell

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[shittymurderparty]

the nerd and the alpha

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