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My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,       I am afraid

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me when I see a train:  look there’s a train

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sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

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it dont even feel like february it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time

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Isaac Lahey || 3.17”Silverfinger”

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*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.

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if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

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police: you're under arrest

me: no i'm not

police: shit