shoelace-and-friends

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childhood was so crazy. my parents were kind of young. a meal seemed to last forever. i could run for ages. everyone was alive

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I had an upsetting dream last night.

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Moo-ving In series by Ethan Harper

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"hey, bobby, ginger's kid came out to her as non-binerary! can you believe it?"

"non-binary."

"huh? wha? what'd i say?"

"you said 'non-binerary.' the word is non-binary."

"right. non-byrony."

"oh my god"

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I know I'm a bit late to saying this but frankly if I found out a secret society of magic-users were just playing nonsense sports and making up slurs for the rest of us instead of helping us out with famines or leukemia I think I'd apply for a job with my local witch hunters

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I hope Nael knows their poem made me cry

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guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

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Mighty Beanz Original Release (2002 – 2006)

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realizing cis women also struggle with “passing” a lot of times and has a lot of the same issues with dysphoria trans women have (issues with putting on/losing weight, dissatisfied with bust size, not feeling “feminine” enough, etc.) has done a lot to combat dysphoria for me, cause it’s like, wow, we really have a lot more in common than we have in difference huh

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Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

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You cant fool me, she's extraterrestrial

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she's so,,,,pretty💗🏳️‍⚧️

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Now that Twitter's URL has officially changed, lets all join hands and remember that Elon Musk threw away one of the most recognizable, established brands of the past decade due to his personal chuunibyou fascination with the letter X.

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The Knight of the Flowers (1894)

— by Georges Rochegrosse

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wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky

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Save the human or save yourself?

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