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it is so jarring and weird when a fantasy book is like “ok let’s go around the circle and have each character talk about which lgbt umbrella category they identify with” like ok your fantasy world doesn’t have to be feudal europe but can it not be 2023 twitter please

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Been in a bit of an art slump/mood slump, and am stuck on so many WIP's, but I finally finished something! Love Sandy. She gives me Megara vibes from Hercules. <3

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where the hell are my pneumatic tubes this is not the future jules verne promised

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sometimes a character fights me so hard on the situation I'm putting them in and I realize this is exactly what happened to Terry Pratchett with Rincewind. the characterization is so solid that not only would he not fucking say that, he would not fucking be here. he would not be anywhere near this. he walked out three hours ago.

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this is normal this is fine

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"take a scene from miraculous ladybug but switch the costumes to emphasize the irony" except the most cursed version possible

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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

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There is no way you aren't the brattiest sub on earth

this ask has been sitting in my inbox for like ten days because i dont know what to do with it

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sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

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I'm trying to prove a point to my brain: Reblog if you think fanfiction does not need sex to be good.

There is a trend I’ve noticed that smut fics tend to be much more popular than anything else and honestly I just want to have something to look at to remind myself and that writing doesn’t have to have sex to be worth putting out into the community.

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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

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Buy me a Ko-fi ☕💗

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So I was listening to ‘No One Mourns the Wicked’ and it just hit me that Glinda has to be absolutely devastated during that number because the best friend she has ever had has just died, as far as she knows, but she promised Elphie that she wouldn’t try to clear Elphie’s name so Glinda just has to stand there and listen to all of these people celebrate the fact that her best friend is dead and I am not okay

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Those who have seen both Star Wars and Stargate SG-1, time to ask the Important Question™

Please reblog for visibility and a bigger sample size, I need answers so I can die in peace

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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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iconic

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elves don't sleep. (they trance).

wake👏tf👏up👏Gale👏

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