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shroudtailor · 3 hours
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*shaking the trans girl by the shoulders* you deserve better than car sex with chasers. you deserve better then getting caught up in other peoples polycule drama. you deserve better than being the tme queers token transfem. you deserve a world where you can express your desires without being seen as a monster
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shroudtailor · 3 hours
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back from the hospital
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shroudtailor · 3 hours
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Oh my god. I need to share another story of my new friend making today. So my friends husband says, very casually, as we’re about to leave for the ren faire, “Yeah, it’s like my story about fucking a chicken.”
And of the four people present I was the only one who was shocked. The others all nodded as if to say, yes yes, we know, the chicken fucking.
So he explained, when a progressive person is analyzing a behavior they will typically use the metric, Harm/No Harm. They may not like things in the No Harm category but they wouldn’t object.
Conversely, a more conservative mindset used something like eight metrics. Authority/No Authority Moral/Not Moral, things like that.
So, he posited if you want to sound out someone’s mindset (and you’re willing to live with the repercussions) you can ask: if a man buys a dead chicken from the store, cleans it thoroughly, then fucks it, and then eats it himself…?
I listened in dawning horror, both rapt and disgusted. But into the growing pause I whispered, “No harm…” because it really has no effect on me or anyone else if a man fucks a dead chicken. I don’t like it, I think he’s a weird dude, but like. That’s his dick. But a more conservative person will hear that and object on moral grounds despite not being harmed.
It’s been haunting me all day, so please enjoy.
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shroudtailor · 5 hours
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Happy 24-6-01!
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shroudtailor · 5 hours
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shroudtailor · 6 hours
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If you use the word "knot" as a synonym for a burl on a tree, than would Slipknot be a valid warrior name?
I think so. However this also opens a lot of doors for a lot of specific people
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shroudtailor · 6 hours
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shroudtailor · 6 hours
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I love hearing you talk, it eases my heart and comforts my soul💕
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shroudtailor · 6 hours
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“video games make you violent” final fantasy xiv zenos yae galvus grew up with no video games and look how that turned out
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shroudtailor · 14 hours
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many trans people have deadnames but some also have ghostnames. names you used during a temporary part of your journey and then left behind when they had served their purpose, or names you secretly wanted to be called at some point in your life but hesitated to make your own, or names that somehow felt familiar to you every time you heard them but just never became yours. names that linger around you in limbo.
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shroudtailor · 14 hours
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I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol
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shroudtailor · 14 hours
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Have a good morning or face my blast
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shroudtailor · 1 day
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Skeb style comm for @ethelune ! The prompt was Talkingway giving Zenos some much needed therapy, but I loved the EW tribal quests so much I made it a little story in two artworks ehehe :3 Thank you for commissioning me!!
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shroudtailor · 1 day
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shroudtailor · 1 day
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WHEEEEEEE
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shroudtailor · 1 day
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"average president is convicted of .74 felonies" factoid actualy just statistical error. average president is convicted of 0 felonies. Felonies Georg, who lives in Mar-a-Lago & was convicted of 34 felonies, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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shroudtailor · 2 days
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a soft, stay at home ask game
send me some numbers and i’ll share my answers to the below! 💐🌻
your favourite playlist (made by yourself or someone else)
how many houseplants in your room, and what kinds are they?
your favourite “grounding” activity (anything that involves using the hands/doesn’t involve “spacing out” or escapism - something like gardening, knitting, dancing, cooking)
an account on social media whose posts make you smile
5 tv shows that cheer you up
how you get relaxed when you’re struggling to sleep
your favourite board game
if you were going to write a non-fiction book on any topic, what would it be?
a quote that you would consider getting tattooed or putting in a frame
something you’ve created in the last year that you’re proud of (a playlist, a piece of art, some writing, a craft hobby, a social media account, etc)
a tip or hack you’ve learned that makes cleaning or tidying easier
if you could make a candle that smelt like anything, what would you pick?
the last so-bad-it’s-good joke you heard
an artist (of any kind) whose work you look forward to seeing
the last tv episode that made you laugh out loud
how you wake your body up when it’s feeling tired, achy or needs a stretch
a bath, shower, beauty or toiletry product that makes you feel revived, or that you always re-order when it’s running out
a book series you can always escape in
the sport or exercise you enjoy the most, and what’s helped you get better at it
a skill you’ve picked up in the past few years
a youtube video you find useful, entertaining or relaxing
if you were going to dye your hair any colour of the rainbow, what would you choose?
the book you just finished and what you thought (no spoilers!)
describe the most wacky, weird and wonderful at-home outfit you’ve put together
a game you’re playing that takes your mind off things
the film you watched most recently that you could watch again and again
your favourite flavour and brand of tea
a good-will story you’ve heard on the news that’s made you feel hopeful
a favourite easy recipe: 5 ingredients or less, or takes less than 30 min to make
a song that makes you want to have a boogie round your bedroom
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