*in a hospital room*
Tim: Am i in trouble?
Bruce, who just found out Tim doesn't have a spleen: Take a guess
Tim: …no?
Bruce: Take another guess
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World's greatest detective is stumped.
Jason ain't ratting out Alfred, that's for sure.
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Bartender: Alright, I need some ID.
Tim “baby face” Drake: No problem.
Jason “Built Like a Fridge” Todd: What the fuck, you’ve never ID’d me before?
Bartender: Because you’re like thirty!
Jason: I’m two years older than him!
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Bruce: We are a Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss family NOT a Manwhore, Mansplain, Manslaughter family
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Inspired by this video 💀
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dick: my itty bitty, teeny weeny tiny little baby brother
Jason: *is the size and shape of a brick shit house
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Joker: Just one bad day.
Tim: That's ridiculous
Joker: That's all it tak-
Tim: A whole day???
Joker: What?
Dick: what?
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Joker: The day thing is supposed to be really short, like its- its supposed to surprise you, your supposed to say Just One Day!!?? 'o' surely not!
Jason: Wha, how did you say that?
Tim: Dude, I'd only need like 5 minutes
Dick: FIVE??
Joker: W- I-
Tim: They don't even have to be bad
Joker: I dont-
Tim: Like, 5 really annoying minutes
Dick: Tim-
Tim: I'd kill all of you.
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casual batfam designs :>
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Inspired by a stupid twitter meme 😂 but this is basically how their first meeting went like
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@rochenn @ddeck You've got me unearthing old sketches for this occasion.
Long hair Cody is love, long hair Cody is life
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I need a Billy Hargrove fresh in town just rolling up to destroy all the bullies that make Eddie miserable.
Like wham, bam, Jason carvers body is floating by the dam
Protective Billy is the best Billy, but so is overly aggressive Billy and combined they’re a wet dream.
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Do vampires surf?
Like can they? I want them to, I need a vampire surfing fic
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