Every single odd number has an โeโ in it.
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Owning a gun is so vegan. Owning a gun is so vegan.
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My latest cartoon for @GuardianBooks.
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why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????
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You cannot be a lesbian if you like men btw.
oh shit my bad, I wasn't aware I had to ask anonymous tumblr users for permission to gaze upon women lustfully
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Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
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the house md promo pic of house in a wedding dress with the sloppiest smeared makeup look. Literally what was the point of that
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As a rule of thumb, don't reblog donation posts or people asking for donations unless they've been vetted and reblogged by Palestinian bloggers. We usually go to lengths to verify this shit because we know scammers have been faking to get people to send them money, using the urgency of our genocide as bait.
It's disgusting this is what we're dealing with, but people are losing money because of some truly evil people out there.
Accounts don't just randomly spring up on tumblr without gofundmes while asking for someone to help them create a campaign. Fuck out of here with that shit.
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me: i hate myself i want to claw off my skin and cartilage and run away into the woods to live the lifestyle of a chipmunk
pierre bezukhov gucci'd down to the socks:
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truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest
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mm fulled of eggs
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do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever
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what i love about mlp fim is that the power of friendship is not a symbolic thing it is a real and tangible force so potent it can be channeled into killing people
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