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Saying "voting doesn't matter" might reach your younger peers online but it certainly hasn't reached Clangus Hargbarg who was part of the kkk in 1951 and still sends in his ballot. He hasn't missed a one.

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Art dump art dump...plus 2 mini comics. Enjoy the sillies!

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Broppy in the Papa Verse

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started watching season 8!

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Little Bitty B

Reaching for the moon

So many things you've got to do

And no time for dreaming

Little Bitty B

Let the stars shine over you

Don't grow up too fast too soon

Save some time for dreaming

Settle in, settle down

Let me see that sleepy yawn on your face

Close your eyes

I will love you completely

And always

Little Bitty B

The moon shines silver over you

No one knows you like I do

And little Bitty B

Reaching for the moon

Don't grow up too fast

Too soon

(Honestly, the song and the scene for the drawing inspired me in a Winnie the Pooh movie)

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the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

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RIP Kabosu, who inspired one of the most influential memes of all time; Doge.

2/11/2005 - 24/5/24

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That one scene from the office but it’s trolls

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Bro is never gonna beat the babiest brother allegations if he keeps up with the baby troll activities smh...

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I ship both ❗👍

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does anyone have that picture of the mlm couple kissing with a wlw couple kissing on their shoulders I can’t find it

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I thought about this...but I decided to give it a try

Here! I hope you like it (⁠๑⁠•⁠﹏⁠•⁠)

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I was talking to a friend, asking if they've ever experienced something I've been calling "night stupid", where, late in the evening, you're in the middle of working and suddenly (or, sometimes, gradually) you're unable to do things well--and stuff that usually makes sense stops making sense. Yanno...just a noticeable and frustrating down curve in your overall ability to preform the tasks you're working on. and my friend responds, "Tired. Bees, you're feeling tired."

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So tonight I joined my parents, and the neighbours, at the local pub quiz. We won, and won the bonus round, much to the annoyance of the other teams. Apparently my parents and their friends win every other week. Nerds. So to prank them the landlord had a special “Super Hard Pub Question” for us for double or nothing on our prize (vouchers for a gallon of beer) to let the rest of the pub feel better because we were “guaranteed to lose” since there was “no way we could know the answer.” I got picked to answer it because I’m the youngest and have less General Knowledge.

The question?

“What is the word for beer in Ancient Egyptian?”

Pub: *loud raucous laughter and cheering*

Landlord: *looks smug*

Me: Do you want that in English or in the original Hieroglyphs?

Landlord: The hieroglyphs of course!

Pub: *more laughter*

Me: *scribbles quickly in the 10 seconds I had to answer*

Landlord: Fuck. Me. 

Pub: *utter silence broken only by someone at the back exclaiming WTF* 

Landlord: How did you even know that?

Me: You picked the one person here who can read them?

Landlord: Oh shit it’s you isn’t it?

Dad yelling from the back: SURPRISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It’s safe to say we’re simultaneously fucking legends/not very popular at the local right now.

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a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

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