By Travis Chapman
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Anyone missing a heavy stone/concrete Dalek?
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we poke fun but the hat genuinely makes the egg more handsome and alluring
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completely obsessed with this bit from drinks with dead poets. for context he’s on a walk with someone and she suggests stopping in the café up ahead
Caff won’t cut it, do you know who I am? I see the heavenly sign of an Inn,
cannot stop saying the second bit out loud. the metre…the sounds…it’s even true, this is so how it feels when you see the heavenly sign of an inn…im always saying this
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Hey is it ok to interact if I’m vegan?
no. welcome to meat world boy
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love reactions like this bc everyone i know who saw it left being like “it made me so horny i almost crashed my car on the way home” and/or “yeah dude i felt like i’d railed some cocaine fr”
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Customer: HIGH HAT CAR CLUB
DMV: HI HATER
Verdict: DENIED
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I think we need more "unnecessary" gore in horror movies actually I think people should explode into a giant mess of blood and tissue and viscera during random scenes in horror movies
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k.d. lang for Mojo magazine in December, 1993
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if cornelius hickey has a million fans, then I am one of them. if cornelius hickey has ten fans, then I am one of them. if cornelius hickey has only one fan then that is me. if cornelius hickey has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. if the world is against cornelius hickey, then I am against the world.
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Hello! And Welcome to Taskmaster! Please welcome our five contestants! And next to me, a man who once told me in confidence that his wife has filled his house with chintz. To keep it real I fuck him on the floor. It's little Alex Horne!
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From The Adventures of Nip and Tuck: Just Cats. By Elizabeth Francis and illustrated by Barbara Roe Hicklin, 1959.
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