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i dislike the epilogue as much as the next guy but a sexy meltdown’s a sexy meltdown

#literally tho okay there is so much bad writing in the epilogues #but the good shit is actually really good 👌 #dont ask which parts are my favorite unless you want bad opinion usa #anyway reblogged this when it first came out but #since im always thinking about davebot #it is a hobby of mine

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i dislike the epilogue as much as the next guy but a sexy meltdown’s a sexy meltdown

#literally tho okay there is so much bad writing in the epilogues #but the good shit is actually really good 👌 #dont ask which parts are my favorite unless you want bad opinion usa #anyway reblogged this when it first came out but #since im always thinking about davebot #it is a hobby of mine

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as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

#ME

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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section

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Had a dream I got an ask about Dave and Rose's friendship in rng (like you know, asking for director commentary basically) and I was a lil sad when I woke up and realized no one actually sent that haha

#maybe ill make a post about it anyway #on my writing blog obviously #well not this weekend because I'm visiting with my friend!!!!!!!!!! #but next time i have free time who knows

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#visiting my friend!!!!

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*thinks abt Them* nice

#totally not having a ton of feelings about these three right now #homestuck

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if a hand kiss isn’t done with either reverent trembling and closed eyes or with a certain slow sensuality and direct ‘fuck me’ eye contact, you are wasting my time and everyone else’s

#screeches at top volume #love returned #man truly i just #yells into my pillow

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*sweating, whole body shaking while I stare at a google doc* would he fucking say that????

#sometimes i worry about this kind of thing #and then im like wait a minute #this is my fucking story #and i say he WOULD say that!!!!

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Dave needs an adult because the anime asscrack is acting way too much like bro to handle.

#the shit i have to say about this is SO toxic (positive) #(will not elaborate) #pesterquest

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

#this is royal au and it's why i can never post it

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reblog for sample size !!

#my first instinct was orange #but i think maybe calico would be better #or orange and white but with that pattern on the head that makes them look like they're wearing a little orange helmet heheh

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"are you picking up what I'm putting down" brother I am hefting that shit above my head with gusto

#broblematic server #their tolerance for my jackassery is literally god tier #it has ascended to the highest fucking level #sayonara kansas etc

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im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd

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if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!

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I am so biased towards chapter 69, guys. It's my little baby, my prized possession, my special little princess, my silly rabbit. I love her. It's actually stupid, to love your own goofball shit this much, but I do, secretly, and I do in fact reread it while kicking my feet and twirling my hair.

#(lying*) #i just really love jamming my fingers into this dude's stupid fucked up brain while he tries to human #*(not lying)