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#dude unironically I think she can rap #and I do this her fans will find ways to defend her it’s not that hard

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monkey man is a very strange movie because it's a great movie that was put in an editing blender to try to remove any political statements the movie makes, which makes the movie worse, but at the end of the day the edits couldn't stop the fact the movie is about how you should team up with transgender women to kill nahendra modi

#real

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why should you go watch monkey man? well dev patel gets beat up continually for a solid hour before being brought back from the brink of death by a group of trans and non binary people who then help him kill and maim a bunch of politicians and cops. also there's one scene where he stabs a guy in the neck with a knife and then uses his teeth to slit his throat

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talking about a fascist government and setting their elections on the day of diwali and basing ur lead on hanuman…. Dev Patel I’m so proud of u ??????

#dev patel #monkey man #FYI: India is having their election right now & a fascist government might come into power again #we genuinely do not think another election will take place if these assholes win #the red flags in the movie initially were orange to mirror the current political party and had to be COLOR CORRECTED to avoid more issues #this movie will also not be releasing in India most likely and if it does it’ll be post May-mid because elections will be done then #THE SHIT HES DOING RN IS BALLSY AS FUCK I AM SO IN AWE OF HIM #we cannot make movies that criticise our government overtly in India btw like that’s just not gonna fly :D the censor board bans it #please go read about what’s happening with Modi and India if you liked this movie #will give you one mythological story in return <3

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stop holding ya pee for so damn long

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sometimes when I’m having a quiet moment with Pangur or Grim, I think “oh fuck what have I done” (re: the incoming kitten) because there’s a specific kind of loving calm you have with old animals that have spent their lives with you, and I don’t want to ruin that. and then other times Pangur and Grim will bother me out of boredom and ignore all their toys, and in those moments I say “heed my words, ye heathens, and despair, for I am bringing a tiny kitten to attack you. you will look back on this present boredom with gratefulness, because chaos is coming to your lands”

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The complications of being engaged with a secret identity…

I just wanted to share these scenes because I love them

Superman vol 2 issue #73 & #62 written and drawn by Dan Jurgens with Brett Breeding (1992)

Action Comics #695 written by Karl Kesel (guest writer!) and drawn by Jackson Guize & Denis Rodier (1993)

#they’re such whores I love them so deeply #literally clois over superbat btw

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corporate ppl are always like “i hate email comms they cause so many delays” but those people are fools. i crave communication delays. i hit send on an email and then immediately shoot a prayer up to the heavens that the response may take 2-3 days. let’s slow everything down just a bit thank you.

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#I want to be a 6AM awake girl #my peak sleep cycle is sleep at 11 wake up at 6 but I need 9h of sleep min so… oops #maybe a nap is possible

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Words can’t describe how fucking weird I think dick grayson should be.

How overwhelmingly intense I want him to be in normal meetings with authority figures because he’s been talking with police officers and FBI agents since he was 10 and is now somewhat incapable of turning off that switch when he walks into conference rooms and shit.

Like he needs to be the most intense mf in the dmv line.

He is physically incapable of not making unblinking eye contact with people in suits

When he walks into a conference room he has to restrain himself from sitting at the head of the table (titans team leader) or the chair to the right of the head (Batman’s partner).

His teachers were weirdly charmed when an eleven year old dick immediately went from laughing hellion to tiny “business man” when they asked to speak to him after class (more like tiny crime fighter used to giving Batman debriefs but they don’t need to know that)

#agreed

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god didn’t give me a dick because I’d get hard at warm paper that’s just come out of the printer and everyone would make fun of me

#real #forever grateful that my big dick is purely in energy and vibes

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I hate bitches who judge a stranger's morality based on their looks so much it's unreal

#or racist #or just a flat out asshole who cannot accept that you dislike them for no reason :D

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