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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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HOLY SH*T I CHOKED ON MY WATER but anon you might be onto something😳

Do you think Sesshomaru uses his fur to wipe his ass after he shits?

-Anonymous

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Narumarumaru is making me cackle, no reason for it to be that funny of a ship name😭😭

Adding my two cents to the spreading of the gay agenda— Kirinmaru, Naruku, and Sesshomaru poly crack ship.

-Anonymous

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👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them

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sweaty - kuroo x reader

a/n: second chapter of domestic days! yay! im kinda proud of this one ngl, i hope you find it cute!!! :>

warnings: mentions of sex

genre: fluff

word count: 1.3k

enjoy <3

Waking up next to Kuroo was always, well, sweaty. The combination of entangled limbs and random blankets all mixed with the hot and heavy actions of the night before always left things a little bit sticky, but something about it didn’t gross you out. 

Kuroo’s bed head was atrocious. Every morning his hair would stand and lay in billions of different directions; the way he wore it was as tame as it could get. His unconscious body twitched and moved in every possible direction, and if you didn’t love the loser you probably wouldn’t be able to deal with it. His low, gravely morning voice totally would’ve turned you on if he didn’t look insane.

“Mornin’, sugar.” His eyes were still closed as his arm slapped around to find your sleeping body. You were up already, having snuck out of bed about an hour before to make him breakfast, just because you wanted to. What woke him up fully was the sound of your steps back in the room; his eyes opened to your giggle as you watched his sleepy face snarl in confusion.

“I made waffles, Tetsu. Come on.” He got up and sat on the edge of the bed, holding his hands out and grabbing at air so you’d give him a kiss. Sleepy Kuroo was clingy, and he sure was not a morning person. You planted a small peck on his lips before dragging him to the kitchen.

The two of you ate over small, soft conversation. You sweetly asked him how he slept, he replied groggily but kindly. He told you about the dream he had about zombies. Kenma was in it. He grabbed his phone and blushed when he saw his reflection in the black screen, wondering if he really looked like that all morning. He turned to you terrified and you giggled at him, brushing your hands through his hair to tame it slightly.

Kuroo took a shower immediately after eating and the two of you parted ways for half an hour. You got dressed, putting on black overalls and a cream colored shirt, while you listened to the sweet sounds of Kuroo singing in the shower. He serenaded you from afar with his best rendition of Queen’s Now I’m Here, making sure to sing every harmony all by himself. Your mouth couldn’t help but curl up into a smile.

Kuroo was a total nerd, but he was also very attractive. This caused opposing forces to battle in your brain as he stood in front of the bathroom mirror styling his hair with a towel wrapped low on his waist while he told you about the adventure he and Bokuto went on the day before.

“So yeah, he went first,” Kuroo was deep in his styling, sticking his tongue out in concentration, “and totally made it in fine! So I figured if that dumbass could do it so could I, and that’s how i ended up with this scratch.” He lifted the towel higher on his thigh and your jaw clenched as the top of it loosened. He set down the hair dryer and grabbed the towel so it didn’t fall as he pointed to a huge scratch up his beautifully toned thigh. 

Your face flushed red as you choked out a “gosh babe, that looks like it hurt.”

“It did! I bled through my jeans, doll! Bokuto just laughed at me.” He frowned and fixed the towel, staring at himself in the mirror for another few minutes before deciding his hair was presentable and getting dressed. He wore a grey sweatshirt and maroon pants, as well as a gold necklace and socks with beakers on them in his oxford shoes.

The day prior, you two had made plans to play laser tag with some of his highschool friends. It was Bokuto’s idea, but Kuroo’s to drag you, Tsukishima, and Kenma along. You all met up outside the building; two people looking pissed off, two indifferent, and two like excited puppies out for their first walk.

“Come on, Tsukki-poo! It’ll be fun! Kuroo and I were here yesterday to warm up.” Bokuto grabbed Tsukishima’s arm and dragged him inside, everyone else following. You shot Kuroo a knowing glance and grabbed his hand, whispering “I will crush you” in his ear before skipping up to the front two.

Once you were all in and the clock began, you hid in a corner, paying intense attention to the footsteps of the people around you. Tsukishima’s weren’t loud, but only if they were compared to Bokuto’s. Kenma’s were extremely quiet, but just by nature. Akaashi’s were planned, especially right now. As his white shoes stepped in front of your shielded body, you noticed he was practically on his tip toes. He stopped as he heard pounding footsteps behind him, but then a buzz and a red light; you had shot at Bokuto and Akaashi had noticed your existence.

“Hey, Y/N. It’s me, Keiji.” He whispered as he stood behind you, you nodded and grabbed his vest, pulling him to sit next to you.

“Stay here. I’m winning. Alliance?” You pointed to the scoreboard which you could see to the right of you on the wall. Akaashi nodded and got comfortable next to you. 

Kuroo’s footsteps weren’t exactly quiet but they were planned. He was sure of his surroundings, you could see that, but it’s like he couldn’t help how much force his steps had to them. This, added to his strong scent of cinnamon and salt, made him a dead giveaway as he stood before you and Akaashi.

There was thirty seconds left in the game and you were winning by a large margin, so you stood up in your spot and looked Kuroo dead in the eyes. Before saying anything, you shot at him, blowing the tip of your gun as he looked at you in horror. The bell signalling the end of your game buzzed as a period to the sentence you wrote, and you strutted away. Akaashi smirked at Kuroo’s dumbfounded face and followed you out. 

At the end, the group collectively made Kenma buy everyone ice cream, as somehow (he found somewhere to sit and sat there, hidden, not scoring at all or getting shot at) he got last place. Bokuto sulked for a second, asking you to “divulge your secret strategy,” while you smirked and told him it was a secret for a reason. You and Akaashi winked at each other while Bokuto’s mouth fell to the floor. 

Hours of random chats with friends passed and you were back home with Kuroo. He played Queen’s Sheer Heart Attack in order, dramatically singing Killer Queen to you as you cooked dinner. His hands met yours from behind and he spun you around, kissing you when your faces were inches apart. You both ate as the record was still playing; he dramatically sang Dear Friends.

As soon as you knew it you were both dancing in your living room to SHeer Heart Attack on its second play. You slow danced to Lily of the Valley before he pushed you onto the couch, proceeding to kiss you deeply and passionately over and over again. Between kisses he whispered, staring deeply into your eyes.

“Ya know, sugar. You looked pretty sexy when you beat me earlier.”

“Oh yeah? That’s why you were so perplexed?” Your light sarcasm made him hungrier and hungrier and the next thing you knew you were gasping for air and your eyes went in and out of focus, staring at the ceiling of your bedroom. Your grip on the sheets weakened and strengthened at coming and fleeting friction, and you could feel the sweat drip along your hairline. 

The sweatiness of morning wasn’t all his fault.

domestic days masterlist

taglist (open, send an ask to be added): @therestless101​ @kukki-tsukki​ 

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g h o s t e d !

kuroo tetsurou !

⤷ » genre: fluff, ghost au, humor

⤷ » word count: 1.5K

⤷ » synopsis: when you first moved into your new apartment, you didn’t expect strange, paranormal things to be happening around you. you also didn’t expect  a careless, mischievous ghost — who has the hots for you — to become one of your closest friends. 

⤷ » a/n: This fic is for the haikyuu writer’s net fic exchange! I got @haiky-u-lously for my recipient. I really hope that you like this fic I wrote for you!

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*softly screaming* ahhhhh🥺🥺🥺🥺

𝐥𝐞𝐭'𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐭 ➤ kozume kenma

⤷ » pairing: kenma x reader

⤷ » genre: headcanons/scenarios

⤷ » a/n: these headcanons are dedicated to @reject-tinkerbell for Rena’s 2k prom! I hope you like them cutie!

➤ fresh out of the shower, you quickly dried your hair as you made your way towards your bedroom. hurriedly throwing on a comfortable outfit, you headed to the living room where your friends sat.

➤ earlier, your whole friend group decided to show up at your dorm with multiple blankets, snacks, games and movies in their hands. you didn’t even have a say in it, they barged in — unexpectedly and uninvited, taking over your living room.

➤ as much as you loved them, they ruined your reading time, not to mention that you were going to work on an art piece that same night. however you were kind of grateful they showed up because you didn’t like being alone.

➤ you sighed as you walked in, kuroo and bokuto we’re singing some karaoke song (they sounded horrible so you decided to ignore them), lev was raiding your fridge, akaashi was bokuto’s backup singer and kenma sat on the couch, gaming away on his switch. as expected from him.

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🥺🥺🥺🥺

𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞? ➤ kenma kozume

⤷ » pairing: kenma x reader

⤷ » genre: headcanons/scenarios, fluff

⤷ » a/n: these headcanons are dedicated to💜 anon for Rena’s 2k prom! I hope you like them cutie!

➛ a nervous wreck, that’s what kenma was.

➛ for the past week he had been planning on asking you to prom but when the time finally came, he was too shy to even look at you.

➛ the encouragement from lev did nothing to help him either. nothing he said could’ve boosted his spirits; mostly because lev, himself, was attending prom on his own.

➛ he sat in his homeroom class staring off into space, fiddling with his phone as the sound of your laughter filled his ears.

➛ unlike him, you were an outgoing, bubbly person who people easily got along with. it was one of the things he admired most about you. in his first year, he found it kind of bothersome at first because you would always try to hang around him but he soon became comfortable with your presence.

his mind went blank listening to your voice. he honestly didn’t know how he was going to do this.

➛ if kuroo was still there, he would’ve been able to give kenma great advice to aid him in asking you to the dance.

➛ kenma eyes widened as he thought of an idea. that’s right, kuroo would’ve been able to help. luckily, he still had kuroo’s contact on his phone.

[12:09 pm] kenma: kuroo, i kind of need your help

[12:12 pm] kuroo: hey pudding head! aren’t you in class right now? what’s up?

[12:13 pm] kenma: it really isn’t that big, i just need some advice on how to ask (y/n) to the dance

[12:16 pm] kuroo: oh? that girl you’ve been crushing on? you can ask her while she’s doing something she likes. just be yourself, i’m sure she’ll say yes :)

[12:17 pm] kenma: oh. okay. thanks

➛ something you liked? kenma tried to recall everything he’s learned about you in the past three years.

➛ for as long as he’s known you, he knows that you like reading. maybe he could ask you while you were at the library; but would it really be a suitable place to ask someone.

➛ you always went to the park to stargaze, maybe he could ask you there?

➛ a couple hours passed after his decision and kenma found himself sitting on an empty park bench, playing away on his switch as he waited for you to arrive

➛ he’s went stargazing with you before so he knows the usual time you go to the park

➛ the sounds of patting feet caught his ears and he looked up to see you standing there, a notebook and telescope in hand. you smiled at him and sat down on the same bench

“ hey kenma! i didn’t expect to see you here this late at night.”

“u-uh, well … I-” he paused in his words, gaze switching to the ground. he was sure he could do it, he didn’t know why he felt like backing out now

➛ a smile made its way onto his face as he looked at you gazing through the telescope. he always loved the expression on your face when you did.

➛ he watched as you scribbled down in the book you brought. his hands shot out to grab yours, holding them gently in his grip. your e/c eyes caught his golden ones, the glow of the moon highlighting his features

“… kenma?”

“(y/n) i-i was wondering if you wanted to go to prom with me?”

➛ your eyes widened at his words, your face was covered in a huge smile. you frantically nodded your head at him in excitement.

“of course i’ll go to prom with you kenma!”

“really? you will?”

“I mean, i was going to ask you at school tomorrow but i guess i don’t have to anymore!”

➛ you took kenma into your embrace and squeezed him tightly, the look of bliss on your face never disappearing as you buried your head into the crook of his neck.

➛ he returned the favor by wrapping his arms around your body

“I … appreciate you going with me,”

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If you’re on your knees I’m pretty sure the lord has abandoned you🥴

AJSJDJ ok for spice night, imagine oikawa in bts’ fake love outfit (with all the harnesses) learning one of their dances and it gets s/o all turned up. this is a weird ask im sorry

𝐢’𝐦 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: auralism, ear lobe biting, possessive sex, mirror sex, semi public sex (not on their bed so yeah) grinding, bratty!reader, soft!dom oikawa, unprotected sex, nipple play, cum play, and cream pie

𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫: omfg it’s not weird i love this anon! also please oikawa has an ass... he just needs to wear the right pants 😭😭😭😭

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: idol!oikawa x reader [bts but make it haikyuu and nsfw]

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 1.4k (this was longer than i thought LOL)YES THERES A WORD COUNT, i maDE THIS A WHOLE ASS ONE SHOT

[masterlist] + [female parts used]

blacklist ae ra get some water to avoid my nsfw work

“hi baby,” your boyfriend, tooru, greets you through the phone. you had his lunch for the day in your hand, planning to surprise him for his long day of rehearsal. “what are you doing today?”

you walk through the halls of his company building, smiling at the staff members who recognize you. they point to the rehearsal stage where they barely rehearse, so today is probably an important day.

“hmmm nothing.. the usual.” you walk into the room and your jaw immediately drops at the sight of your boyfriend. his long legs were accented by the black leather pants. his waist cinched by the harness that reached around his shoulders. the way his shirt was tucked in and even had a few buttons off, emphasizing how much he looked like a dorito with his broad shoulders. tooru’s hair was even styled in a way where his hair was slicked back, his forehead revealed (something the fans have wanted to see for a long time). to top it all off, he had little dangly silver earrings. (see pictures below for clearer picture)

an audible gasp leaves your lips, the bento box you prepared for your boyfriend dropped on the ground, making everyone on the stage, his group mates and staff, look at you.

your boyfriend looks at you with wide eyes and runs over to you, his arms extended. it felt like you could no longer breath with how delicious he looked.

tooru gives you a bear hug, then kisses your forehea, “baby, why aren’t you breathing.” you finally let out the breath that he took away, fully looking at your boyfriend, “why do you look like that?” you whine, “i already have to share you with the rest of the world, why do i have to share this pretty ass outfit too.”

“you think i’m pretty y/n?” tooru whispers in your ear, making you shudder, “wanna mark me all up?”

you nod, hissing when his teeth make contact with your earlobe. his arm snakes around your waist, grabbing your ass in a harsh way, making you whimper against his ears. tooru loves to hear you moan out for him, loving the way it resonates throughout the room.

“oi, oikawa!!! leave y/n alone!!!” his group member, iwaizumi hajime, calls out to their leader (oikawa), “get your shitty ass over here. we need to start practice.” tooru whines, ducking your neck slightly, ignoring the way iwaizumi is calling him. you push your boyfriend away, knowing how scary iwaizumi could get, but his lips never left your neck. he made you hiss out in pain when he pulled away with his teeth still attached to your skin, pulling it with him. you glare at the brunette who just winked at you.

you kiss your boyfriend with ferocity as soon as he finished dress rehearsal. well, at first, you dragged him to the nearest individual practice room. each member under seijoh inc. gets their own practice room to emphasize how important practicing is.

you lock the door behind you, aggressively pushing oikawa into the middle of the room, where a chair was conveniently kept. tooru makes no complaint as you climb on top of his lap, kissing his swollen lips like there’s no tomorrow.

you whimper as you grind against his hardening length. tooru rests his hands on your waist, guiding you up and down on his pretty cock. your eyes close in bliss, “tooru, my pretty and yummy boy. you look so fucking good. so fucking scrumptious.”

tooru giggles, taking your shirt off, revealing your hardened buds. tooru takes one nipple in his mouth, twisting the other nipple with his soft fingers. you increase your speed on his lap, wanting more and more.

“you’re so wet my love,” tooru coos, “absolutely soaked. you’re so lucky that these are leather and won’t stain that bad.” you roll your eyes and unzip his pants, taking his cock out. tooru moves to take his shirt off, but you put his hands down, “keep it on. i wanna see you in this pretty outfit when we fuck.”

tooru nods, giving you a soft kiss on the lips, watching you take the rest of your clothes off, “i love you y/n.” tooru declares. you smile and kiss him back softly, love in both of your eyes.

you two have been together through thick and thin. you’ve been with him since before he debuted, and once he and his group became popular, he never forgot to show you how much he loves you.

“i love you too tooru.”

tooru guides you two to the floor, in front of the mirror. he gawks at your marvelous body, looking at every curve, every mark, every little thing that makes you, you.

he gives you one more kiss before he lifts your ass up. you stare at tooru through the mirror, admiring at how well he’s built. your love, your boyfriend, your soulmate, all for you.

your lovesick mind stops thinking for a minute when you feel his length slide in your sopping cunt. you two moan out in pleasure, but you bite on your lip, not wanting the staff members or his group mates hearing him.

as soon as he feels that you’ve adjusted to his long cock, he thrusts back in, making you jump slightly from the force. you look at the mirror and see how much sweat has accumulated on your forehead, your lips swollen, eyes glossy, and hair slightly messy. marks from his lips littered throughout your neck and collarbones, an implication that you’re his, no one else’s.

his deep, sensual, thrusts made his dick kiss your cervix. the way you had your back arched made an angle that was so deliciously painful yet so desirable. you felt so full having your cunt suck his pretty dick in, but the length of his cock usually has your pussy hurting for days.

eventually, you couldn’t hold your moans in, letting them resonate throughout the world, getting tooru more and more excited. his pace never changed though, you two loved the feeling of having his cock stuff you so full.

his hands gripped your waist, imprinting bruises on your beautiful skin. tooru wonders how someone like you is still with him, with your beautiful complexion, eyes, and just everything about you. he lives to worship you.

“f-fuck y/n,” tooru stammers, tears building in his eyes at how pleasurable the experience was, “you’re so beautiful.”

you whimper at his words, you use your hands as a pillow since hes fucking you into the floor. “you’re all mine tooru,” you look at him through the mirror only to realize he’s looking at you too, “n-no one else’s. all mine.” the feeling in your stomach building up, indicating that you’re getting closer to your climax.

“i’m all yours baby.” with that oikawa delivers a few more thrusts before coming inside of your pussy, painting your walls with his come. while he’s coming inside of your pussy, he groans when your cunt clenches around his length, sucking his dick in.

“‘m gonna come too.” you say softly, voice thick with evidence that you’re fucked out. you come milliseconds after he begins to come, your cunt being filled with his and your own come. your body swells with euphoria, whimpering at the feeling of his come spilling out of your fucked out cunt.

when he’s sure that you two are done, he pulls out your little hole, come dripping down on the floor. “turn around baby.” tooru commands. he scoots closer to you as you turned around, your ass facing the mirror.

tooru grabs the substances that are already leaking, stuffing them back in with his fingers. deciding that you aren’t finished yet, he thrusts his fingers in you once more. you moan at the feeling of being full again, your lips attaching to his.

he lets you use him as a stabilizer as he fucks your little hole even more, “all yours y/n,” tooru whispers, circling his thumb on your cunt, “never going to leave you.”

tooru increases the pace with his fingers, loving the way your pussy sounds, the squelching noises motivated him to fuck you more. your high pitched moans made tooru wish he recorded the whole thing.

the second you come around his fingers for the second time today, tooru kisses you once more, “let it go my pretty baby. use my fingers, use me to make you happy, use me.”

“i love you tooru.” you say softly, looking into his light brown eyes. tooru smiles, ruffling your hair even more, placing a kiss on your nose, “i love you too.”

THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE BTW PLS

THE ICONIC JIMIN OUTFIT 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 LORD IM ON MY KNEES. also the outfit i described is a combination of jin’s and jungkook’s

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been waiting for spice night 🙈🙈 how about some hcs, double team with semi and osamu 👀

𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 3some, double penetration, degradation, dirty talk, implied edging, face fucking

𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫: hi rena ☺️ btw i’ll be posting on @atsumulover for organization for my spice asks!!!

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blacklist ae ra get some water to avoid my nsfw work

this is a duo that you’ll never really expect

like when you look at these two men, they kind of radiate the same energy

which is 😒 energy

so imagine this: you are osamu’s significant other since after college, BUT you attended shiratorizawa

you and semi were really good friends (you even had the fattest crush on him), but then the two of you disconnected after high school

you coincidentally met semi again at onigiri miya

months and months later here you are:

two dicks in your hand

pumping them while the two grey hair men moaned out sounds of praise

osamu holds your jaw while you look up at him, on your knees, “fuck baby, you look so good jerking the both of us off.”

semi hums in agreement, “osamu and i’s little cockslut.”

you suck semi’s cock while osamu licks your little cunt like he’s eating a five course meal

osamu eventually lets you come, making your back arch and taking semi in down your throat deeper

osamu laughs at you, looking at semi, “look at that semi... my little whore loves your dick, huh?”

“shut the fuck up osamu.” (HSHSHA SEMI WTF)

osamu just simply shrugs, teasing your folded lips by the tip of his dick. your moans made you vibrate against the monstrosity of semi’s cock.

you cup eita’s balls as he brings the back of your head closer and closer, his dick hitting the back of your throat

tears stream down your face as semi thrusts in your mouth at the same time osamu fucks your slutty cunt

“she’s so good for us.” osamu coos, giving you the best back shots ever.

“our little cumdumpster.” semi agrees, watching his cum paint your face.

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the end - bokuto x reader

pairing: bokuto koutarou x reader

genre: angst

warnings: growing apart, hearbreak, mention of death 😈

word count: 1637

synopsis: bokuto grows apart from you no matter how hard he tries not to. is this the end of your relationship with him?

author’s note: i feel like i didn’t do him justice despite being in love with him :’) also if you see any mistakes in this, WHOOPS because i didn’t really do in-depth checking fjsabahfb

you think you started noticing the signs when he cancelled on you for the first time. your extremely clingy boyfriend who somehow always made time for you told you he “was busy.” at first, you understood. he was a busy person in general, with volleyball and such, so of course you couldn’t be mad at him for it, he had his life and you had yours.

but then you started noticing the little things, how his golden eyes zoned out when you were talking, how he seemed moody every time he came to see you, how he didn’t share your excitement whenever you were talking about the things that made you happy that day. 

it was odd, how everything about him slowly changed around you. when he usually was the happiest around you, it started to feel like a burden to see or be with you. and you knew it wasn’t because he’d been having a rough day because whenever you came to visit him at his practices, you watched as his eyes were bright and how he laughed oh so loudly. yet, when he turned and caught sight of you, you saw how his wide grin faltered and his laughs came to a stop. you were pretty sure you saw him sigh at one point.

you knew what was happening to your relationship with the owl-like male, you both knew. it wasn’t something either of you could deny, it was as clear as day. he was growing apart from you, getting tired of you and this relationship. but, neither of you addressed this, almost as if you two were ignoring the topic because neither of you wanted to admit that your 2 year relationship would not be making it to it’s 3rd. 

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𝟑𝟑. “𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧”

𝐮𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 [𝐛. 𝐤𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮] / 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 (𝟑𝟒𝐰, 𝐅𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝟓, 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟗)

✧ 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: a lot of dirty jokes & cursing

✧ 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫’𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: hello. i started school this week so things have been pretty busy. these next few chapters might be a little short btw... 😨

✧ 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

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𝟑𝟐. “𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐩𝐚”

𝐮𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 [𝐛. 𝐤𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮] / 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 (𝟑𝟒𝐰, 𝐅𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝟏, 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟗)

✧ 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: feelings of insecurity

✧ 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫’𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: next part is the optional smut. might be the last one of the series ;( also this chapter is like a filler but not really because this is just bokuy/n in their element. so it’s like a drabble <3

✧ 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

✧ 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 / 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭

mix between sns and written content

as soon as you enter the villa, you plop down on your back, exhausted from walking all the way over to the villa. koutarou offered to carry you, but you said no, due to you wanting to be independent. but now that you’re thinking about it, you should have said yes. 

at 34 weeks pregnant, you often had shortness of breath, sore feet all the time, and backaches, which often meant you’re tired all the time. meanwhile, koutarou struggles into getting in the villa, holding numerous bags in his hand, “baby, don’t tell me you’re still mad at meeee?” koutarou whines, thinking that you’re still upset. you huff and turn your body to the left side.

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𝒌𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒈𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 ˎˊ˗

genre: fluff, humor, sprinkle of angst, rivals to lovers, and mutual pining

warnings: some yelling

pairing: oikawa tooru x reader

word count: 1.4k

love letter: something small and fun

For the fourth time in your day, you considered punching the brunette to the ground, until you remembered that as Class President, you should set an example for your students. But wow, was Oikawa testing you so bad today.

First of all, you had relied on him to speak during the assembly as a captain of the volleyball team, but then he totally flaked on you and made his vice-captain Iwaizumi Hajime do it. At least iwaizumi showed up, but it still annoyed you that he couldn’t come tell you himself nor did he even subtly mention that he wouldn’t be able to go. 

The second issue was after the assembly, you were walking down the halls, and there he is, talking to some girl at what you assume to be, her locker. As soon as he saw your figure, he ran faster than he did in his life. You assumed, he ran away because he got caught by you. In reality, he only ran away so you didn’t see the bouquet of your favorite flowers in his hand. 

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𝟑𝟐. “𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐩𝐚”

𝐮𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 [𝐛. 𝐤𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮] / 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 (𝟑𝟒𝐰, 𝐅𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝟏, 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟗)

✧ 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: feelings of insecurity

✧ 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫’𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: next part is the optional smut. might be the last one of the series ;( also this chapter is like a filler but not really because this is just bokuy/n in their element. so it’s like a drabble <3

✧ 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

✧ 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 / 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭

mix between sns and written content

as soon as you enter the villa, you plop down on your back, exhausted from walking all the way over to the villa. koutarou offered to carry you, but you said no, due to you wanting to be independent. but now that you’re thinking about it, you should have said yes. 

at 34 weeks pregnant, you often had shortness of breath, sore feet all the time, and backaches, which often meant you’re tired all the time. meanwhile, koutarou struggles into getting in the villa, holding numerous bags in his hand, “baby, don’t tell me you’re still mad at meeee?” koutarou whines, thinking that you’re still upset. you huff and turn your body to the left side.

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[singleandlonely]

Yes hi hello currently: simping hard. This is so adorable🥺🥺

pairing: quidditch captain!bokuto koutarou x reader 

genre: hogwarts!au; fluff; slight angst if you squint 

warnings: none

word count: 3.2k

love letter: kinda cute how i’m naming this after the numerous times i’ve written you guys love letters hehe<3 dedicated to mrs. bokuto herself @drabblily <3

synopsis: Falling in love with Bokuto Koutarou but at the same time receiving love letters, how complicated.

It’s no secret that you’re beautiful. In fact, tons of people fawn over you because of your beauty. Some people even wondered what spell you used to look that beautiful. 

Your beauty is something that Bokuto Koutarou noticed first to be frank, when he first laid eyes on you, you took his breath away. Quite literally, he was trying to shoot the quaffle in, but ended up getting hit with a bludger instead because he noticed your radiance from the stands. 

It all paid off though when he saw how you giggled at him, and whispered to your friends. It didn’t matter to him that he was getting laughed at, but it made him happy knowing that you felt happiness even if you two just met.

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S.O. Dyeing Their Hair to Match His

Characters: Osamu, Atsumu, Nishinoya, Kenma 

Dyed Hair Babies Again ❤Sequel to S.O. Styling his Hair! 

Atsumu

You’re at the hair salon with Atsumu to appease his vanity get his hair done, flipping through magazines

“Tsumu, why do you dye your hair?”

He hums, thinking

“I mean, it used to be cuz Samu and I wanted to differentiate between ourselves and look cool,” he begins 

“But now it’s kind of a piece of me,” he finishes 

You smile, closing the magazine

That was an oddly polished answer coming from him

A piece of him, huh?

You end up going back to the hair salon on one of your off days while he’s at practice, asking for his exact shade of blonde 

When the job is done, you wait for Atsumu to get home

The door clicks open and you hear Atsumu stretch loudly, sighing in relief 

“I’m home- Y/n?“ 

Atsumu freezes in the doorway

He wordlessly approaches you and gathers your face in his hands, brushing over your new hair 

"Y/n…fuck, you look gorgeous" 

His eyes soften, recalling his previous words 

"Thanks, Princess" 

You kiss him on the nose

"Yeah but I probably would have looked even better with grey hair" 

"BABE, I’ve never been more HURT" 

Osamu 

The two of you are sitting across from each other at a new restaurant that Osamu wanted to try out, waiting for food  

He leans against his palm, eyes scanning over you with that steady, unperturbed intensity you’ll never get used to

You blink at him, blushing slightly  

"I’d bet you’d look hot with grey hair,” Osamu finally says casually, head tilting to the side in his hand 

He reaches towards you and brushes a lock of hair behind your ear

Thankfully the food arrives, breaking his attention  

oh my god he looked at you for 23950 seconds straight you’re sweating

You heed his advice and dye your hair his shade of grey, wanting to surprise him 

When he gets home, shuffling his shoes off, he smirks widely at the sight of you 

“Welcome home, baby,” you greet, grinning  

“I wasn’t even droppin subtle hints or anything but damn, am I glad I said that the other day" 

Osamu strides forward, running a large palm down the slope of your jaw 

"Could you be any cuter?” he sighs affectionately 

You laugh, locking your hands around his waist 

“I’m only this cute around you, Samu" 

Nishinoya 

At this point you know exactly what makes Nishinoya tick 

It’s not very hard; he’s a very open person with you 

With some help from big sis Saeko and Ryuu, you dye symmetrical brownish-blonde streaks in your hair 

Tanaka can barely keep it a surprise from Nishinoya; he’s so excited for his best friend 

When Nishinoya arrives at the Tanaka house to unveil your new look, his jaw drops 

Baby’s caramel eyes go big

"Th-this is for me??”

You brush your hair self-consciously 

“Yeah, I wanted to match with you, Yuu" 

He’s honestly so honored

Dramatically pretends Cupid’s arrow has struck him in the heart and lands on his knees before you 

He asks for your hand and you giggle, presenting your hand to him, which he showers with kisses 

Nishinoya cannot get over your new look for the next month

He drags you to the mall the next day and buys a ton of matching couples clothes so the two of you can complete the look 

Ya’ll are so cute it’s not even funny 

Kenma 

Due to popular demand, you take over his YouTube channel to film a vlog 

"So today we’re DIY dip-dyeing my hair to look like Kenma’s and then we’ll be pranking him,” you say, mounting the camera in the bathroom 

The process takes quite some time, but you’re satisfied the result 

You proceed to the second part of your prank

“Kenma, I had a bit of an accident,” you say when he picks up your call

You can practically hear the furrowing of his brows over the phone

His voice comes out slightly alarmed 

“What happened, Y/n?" 

"Just come home quickly, okay?" 

The man rushes home in a fraction of the time you expected 

awww he does care 

"Okay, I’ve got a physician on hand- oh no."  

You burst into laughter as Kenma’s eyes flick between you and the camera 

He acts disgusted upon seeing it, sending you disdained looks from his peripheral vision 

Secretly loves it and you can tell the moment he laces his hands in yours 

"You better not scare me like that again" 

”…but I guess it looks okay”

You frown for a moment, standing in front of the mirror with Kenma

“Kenma, why do you look prettier than me; I hate this" 

he looks prettier than everyone, it’s a given 

Oh my my favoritism is showing

I had this idea bc I need to re-dye my hair red again 😭 them roots are bad bad bad

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