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i have to say that the more i think about the BG3 companions the more enthralled i get by how fucking poetic it is that the woman with the biggest heart out of them all does not have an actual heart beating inside her chest and the man with most likely purest of souls sold it to a devil out of purest of intentions. +++ the fact that their stories are so intertwined...

man, there is a certain je ne sais quoi about it all and it keeps me up at night.

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is there anyone out there with a nyt cooking subscription

will they send me the chamomile tea cake with strawberry icing recipe

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this the kinda memes that would make rounds in the gar

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Sometimes, a fic doesn't have to get published, it can just be a series of messages on a Discord channel, between a dedicated group of friends going "oooh, you know what else would be cool?" continuously over a period of weeks and months :)

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ok but we’re all missing the important question here… WHO in the vatican has taught the spanish-speaking pope how to say faggotry in italian. how on earth did it come up. was it a prank. was it political sabotage. is there homosexual tomfoolery afoot in santa marta. I need to know more

#happy pride yall

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Aziraphale and Crowley in Hades style! 😊

A speedpaint video of these will be available at my Patreon on june 1st along with the 10th doctor one!

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the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you

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Thinking about TLT and specifically, how many times Gideon has died in the books.

As a baby, when she arrived at the Ninth. I've seen meta about Wake sacrificing her oxygen for Gideon, and while that could be interesting, I don't believe it. Gideon died as a newborn infant without any oxygen, with Wake.

Obviously as a kid with the poison gas or whatever it was that Harrow's parents did to conceive Harrow.

Avulsion trial! It's text that she shouldn't have survived that, that she died.

And also obviously when she throws herself on the spikes.

I'd have to go back and reread GtN to see if there are any others I'm not remembering off the top of my head.

But I do think she definitely did die; John was capable of dying, too-- Dominicus flickered in HtN when Mercymorn killed him. He just came back, is all. Gideon is the same. She can die, but she can also come back (unless someone eats her soul-- and even then! She still came back!)

#honestly I think she died getting dragged down to church in the opening chapters of gtn #like. gets dragged down however many flights of stairs #is kicked in the head a few times. unconscious for part of the trip. she wouldn’t know if she died. #locked tomb

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one flesh, one end

version without the overlay under the cut

#locked tomb

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Coming out of my tomb and I've been doing just fine

It started out with a kiss; how did it end up like this?

It was only a kiss; it was only a kiss

#locked tomb

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ok but we're all missing the important question here... WHO in the vatican has taught the spanish-speaking pope how to say faggotry in italian. how on earth did it come up. was it a prank. was it political sabotage. is there homosexual tomfoolery afoot in santa marta. I need to know more

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You always wanted to be a Healer. Unfortunately, your dad was an Necromancer and your mother a Demon Summoner. So your healing was a bit… unconventional to say the least.

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Found a doodle hidden in the depths of my IPad, from January called GuardianAngel. Thought someone might enjoy it here<3

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tha pope said Faggot