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Is this what they mean when they say a medieval peasant would be in awe of a disposable vape

#i was tryna take cool cloak photos #and realised i could use vape smoke as magic #i have no life

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Can I offer you a single leech in this trying time?

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Saxon dagger, circa 1570

from Hessink's Auctioneers

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Butted maille (derogatory)

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What if we owned a medieval bakery together and put sawdust in the loaves to cut costs,,,, haha just kidding,,,,,, unless? 🥺

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*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me*

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Palazzo Bagatti-Valsecchi, Milano

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Zischägge, 1610, Art Institute of Chicago: Arms, Armor, Medieval, and Renaissance

George F. Harding Collection Size: H. Medium: Steel

https://www.artic.edu/artworks/112111/

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Knight - Leg Armor Detail, Metropolitan Museum of Art

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got your nose

the luttrell psalter, c. 1325

the british library, ms 42130, f. 54v

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Jousting Armor, 1550, Art Institute of Chicago: Arms, Armor, Medieval, and Renaissance

George F. Harding Collection Size: H. 160 cm (64 in.) Medium: Steel

https://www.artic.edu/artworks/116400/

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Portions of a Field Armor, Workshop of Michel Witz, the Younger, 1530, Art Institute of Chicago: Arms, Armor, Medieval, and Renaissance

George F. Harding Collection Size: H. 191.8 cm (75 ½ in.) Wt. 32 lb. Medium: Steel and leather

https://www.artic.edu/artworks/116364/

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crowned male sovereign: *breathes*

me: omg king shit

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Bearded Bull’s Head, Near Eastern, 2600–2450 BC, Saint Louis Art Museum: Ancient Art

https://www.slam.org/collection/objects/322/

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A fabulous full plate bard for the field, attributed to Conrad Seusenhofer, Innsbruck, Austria, ca. 1510, housed at the Styrian Armory.

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Swedish officer’s sword, circa 1600.

from Probus Auktioner

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