siriuslygay1981

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

#literally me

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the intimacy of having your efforts reciprocated in the same intensity and with the same tenderness

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Andreil ice cream date 🍦

This was supposed to be a sketch, but that obviously didn't work out.

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Batman: Why didn’t you tell me?

Batkid: You didn’t ask.

This is a regularly repeating conversation that covers anything and everything. Lost an organ? Well, you didn’t ask. Secretly eloped? Never came up. Adopted a child? Well, I’m telling you now. Spent four months in an alternate dimension and came back ten minutes after you left? Huh, could have sworn I mentioned that, but to be fair it’s not like you asked.

And every. Single. Time. Batman is just like… No? It’s not? Why would I have thought to ask that?

Barbara tells Bruce it’s karma for never telling the Justice League anything. Bruce is not amused. Barbara proceeds to invite him to her wedding.

Bruce: I didn’t know you were dating anyone?

Barbara:

Barbara: Well, it’s not like you asked.

Bruce: *eye spasms*

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James: Look what I caught!

Sirius: What?

James: A stray cat!

Sirius:

James:

Sirius: That’s Regulus.

James: Stray cat!

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wymack being said to be allergic to sentimentality is really funny to me cause this is the guy who started an exy team for all the abused, broken people who probably never expected to get another chance ever again. i know it was a joke and sentimentality is not the same thing as being a genuinely caring person but this is like the equivalent of going oh that guy is not super big on emotions and the guy in question adopting a random pair of feral dumpster cats because they deserve what they haven't ever been given. it's so heartwrenching to realize that he probably wished he'd been helped earlier so he started helping people. when did he realize no one was ever coming to save him? when did he realize he could be a saviour for other people tho? i need to read in explicit detail all his struggles and motivations because what do you mean he never had a father but was a father figure for so many people? what do you mean he held them up and gave them as many chances as they needed and argued and shouted and still never failed to pick up their broken pieces even if it'd cut him?

#david wymack #coach wymack #aftg #all for the game

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Sometimes, I think about the fact that Wymack is Kevin's dad, and I want to weep. He dedicated his entire life to helping others who had grown up like he had, only to find out that his own son had grown up a caged and abused wreck? That's a level of pain that I can't even fathom.

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Remus Lupin wanted to die, yet he lived the longest.

James Potter wanted to live, yet he was the first to die.

Sirius Black wanted to break free from his family, yet he died one of them.

Peter Pettigrew wanted to be known, yet he never was.

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Sirius Black not knowing how to initiate a conversation because he spent his whole childhood being conditioned to only speak when spoken to.

#marauders era #the marauders era #marauders #the marauders #sirius black #walburga's a+ parenting #sirius o black #sirius orion black

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Marauders as things me and my friends have said:

Part 7

Sirius: his names so stupid omfg old people were def on some shit

James: like girl wtf is GAL E LAY O

James: STUPID

Sirius: he gets no pussy with that stupid ass name

Sirius: GAL E NEVER GETS LAY OED

James: cast thine eyes upon the field in which i grow my bitches and thou shall see that it tis barren-

James: prolly galileo at some point

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Virgin James who's so eager and the first thing he wants to try is eating Reg out. He's a total mess but incredibly eager and determined. Reg gives him directions which he listens to but he gets so into it that he forgets to follow instructions and keeps pressing closer and trying to taste as much of Reggie as possible.

Virgin Reggie who James offers to go down on. Reg doesn't know what to expect but the second he feels James's breath on him his body relaxes and his muscles go slack handing his body over for James to control and pleasure.

Both of them who are virgins and are completely lost but James convinces Reggie to sit on his face because he can't imagine a better position and Reg ends up grinding against his tongue until he comes in James's mouth.

In conclusion James lives to give head

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Sirius: Just please, James. Do not hit on my brother when you meet him.

James, confused: Alright, Pads. Why would I?

Sirius: No offense, mate, but you have a type.

James, still confused. A type?

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Regulus, rolling his eyes: Fuck off, Potter.

James, with heart eyes: Marry me.

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I have a sudden idea where Regulus and Remus are famous authors who are keeping their identity as a secret on public and have been best friends for years. Unfortunately, for Regulus, Remus has this huge crush on his brother even though they haven't met. Remus didn't know his celebrity crush is his best friend's older brother because it's been years since the Black brothers have seen each other and Sirius did not know that Regulus had left the family too.

On a random day, Sirius and Remus have met and Remus obviously is star struck and managed to hide it very well while Sirius fell in love at first sight. Fast forward where they keep on messaging and calling each other and Regulus is tired of Remus "I can't confess to him!" Lupin. Regulus decided to write a new novel about Wolfstar to push Remus to confess.

Meanwhile, on Sirius side when he learned that Remus and Regulus are best friends. Sirius decided to visit his brother and have a heart to heart talk because he misses his brother. Time skips where the black brothers are fixing their relationship, Sirius learned that Remus and Regulus are famous authors more specifically his and James's favorite authors. He unknowingly turned into an unofficial matchmaker to Jegulus when he invited James to meet Regulus. (Author/Actor and Fan/s to lovers)

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3 jokers au but dick and tim have both killed one of them after jasons death but told no one and then were horrified when HE CAME BACK.

jason comes back to life and kills the third one after realising bruce will never do it himself and theres no more joker and

dicks just like "how the fuck did it actually work for you"

jason "what"

tim "right like it didnt stick when i tried"

jason "WHAT"

dick and tim realising what theyve just said "wait i mean um"

you killed the joker? but i killed the joker?

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It has been like almost 11 years and I still can’t get over that one that scene in iron man 1 where tony has the gauntlet on in his workshop and catches his reflection in the glass and just fucking obliterates it. it is like the single most poignant expression of self-loathing i’ve ever seen on camera 

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james potter u will always be famous

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