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My favorite trope is they still call eachother dude and bro after having a kid together

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round tv round tv round tv round-

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VAL MPREG !!

It was requested as a lil haha but then the haha turned into staticmoth baby, her names Irene and I'd die for her

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With permission from the artist who made my commissions, here's the quote on quote series that's inspired me

Here is where Vena began completely, full heartedly

@quiem_rhole

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Staticmoth week - Day 01

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use a vpn or else you’ll contract ligma like Vox

He caught the malware :(

A little wip to finish in the morning.

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When they're awful people, but a fun power couple

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ive been awake to long

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I love this goddamn meme

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They don't fool me, they are secret husbands😤💙❤

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Polyvees with Vox as the hinge is so perfect to me. And think of the marketing opportunities! (I'll post the full version when I finish it in a bit) (uncensored version. No dicks but I wasn't sure if tumblr would be okay with it anyway...)

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im working on more veeswap au stuff to show you folks but in the meantime take this polyvees shitpost (quote from what we do in the shadows)

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This post by @dwyntwo has been in my head

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"that sound — the swift, shocking report of gunfire — called the scattered, irascible, permanently seeking part of his mind into focus like nothing else."

jesper fahey

six of crows duology leigh bardugo

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Ozzie:...Is there a particular reason that the bathtub is on fire? Fizz: according to our kid it’s for super top secret scientific purposes. I decided not to ask for further information Ozzie:...Fair enough.

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Fizz: I don’t think I could ever go a whole day without kissing you. Ozzie: then don’t. Fizz (already leaning in): mission accepted.

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(On a date at the zoo in the human world) Ozzie: What are they in for? Fizz: Honey, this isn't prison. Ozzie: So they can leave? Fizz: No, but- Ozzie (pointing at a red panda): I bet that one murdered someone.