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Reblog to make it die faster
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*walking down main street sweeping my scythe back and forth in front of me* watch out bitch! watch out bitch!
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hall of fame tweet
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3 year old vs 5 month old
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I hate how when you add ANY amount of new liquid to a boiling pot it immediately goes dead silent like…. Oh. You’re here 😐. The water molecules looking at you like
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God didn't give me a dick cause he knew I'd be abusing that thang. Call me mourning wood the way I'd be fucking trees
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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores
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2023 inktober
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