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sorry for being a cunt sometimes it’s just that i am one
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has anyone ever noticed how theres absolutely nothing to say 🤔
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love is stored in the fictional couple i’ve gotten overly invested in
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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz
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‼️🇵🇸🇮🇱🇺🇸 US senator questions if State Department properly assessing Israeli conduct
🔸 Source: Al Jazeera
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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too
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WHAT if instead of bear pride for hairy fat men we ALSO had cow pride. for fat women with huge milkers. ok now give me 10000 reblogs a kiss on the cheek and a nobel prize
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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.
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neurotypicals will be like "you can't self diagnose" and then diagnose everyone they dislike as a narcissist
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I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it
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