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golem. gouache watercolor painting on paper, 2021
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Morrowind: Paintings of House Dagoth
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Me to my draft: You are a oneshot.
The draft: Wrong. I am the pilot chapter of a multichapter fic that you do not have the bandwidth to take on, but will haunt your every waking thought anyway.
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I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.
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Me as soon as I finished the Fallout series
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i never stop blogging even when im really upset i just sit there sobbing hitting buttons and reblogging everything
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today in "google AI is fucking useless because it hallucinates things that never happened", i bought a couple CVS thermometers that have both been acting up, tried to search if there had been a problem with the whole product line:
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there is no record of this product recall. it did not happen. the date "feb 8 2024" is the date someone listed a thermometer for sale on ebay.
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Hello Diamond city
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Watching Lisa Frankenstein with my partner rn. If this gal doesn't end up with the zombie fella, I'm gonna fucking riot.
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When he looks like a wrinkled up paper bag: 😍😍😍😍😍😍💚💚💚💚💚💚
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FUEL photographed by ALBINOHECTOR with jlojosh and albinohector
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the tsa stops me because my carryon had too much liquid and they open it and its just full of blood
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Gonna eat my hands from how much tumblr is unaware of Bad Bunny
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I've been struggling lately. More than usual I guess.
I want to talk about it, but I feel like I can't.
My 'friends' are more acquaintances and I don't feel comfortable being that vulnerable with them yet. My family is a mix; I know they care, but I don't think they realize how bad it's gotten. Either I end up freaking them out being too honest, or they'll brush me off as over dramatic.
My partner already has a ton on his plate and I don't want to pile on.
I've been journaling lately and it's helped a bit, but I really just want to be listened to and understood by somebody. Anybody.
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from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆
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hollllll. oil painting, 2020
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