the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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Penny: so what's the worst thing you've ever done?
Darwin: cut the head off of someone for a ritual but it was actually just me reading the instructions wrong
Anais: i beat up a kid that was bullying me
Carrie: possessed someone multiple times without their consent to fulfill my own selfish wishes
gumball: sold alan's parents, tortured them in a kid's birthday party and recorded it fully, then showed it to alan the next day without a sign of remorse.
Penny: ....okay.
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i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????
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