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UNCOMFORTABLE ANON TIME

Send in anons to make my muses extremely uncomfortable, anon or not! Make them flustered! Make them blush! Make them nervous!

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👑  -- estella-ashwell

            “ I’m sorry -------- i’m WHERE? ”

#estella-ashwell #| 👑 -- v : storybrooke | #| 👑 -- c : estella | #| 👑 -- greeter. |

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#| 👑 -- mirror | #| 👑 -- arrows & slippers | #| : tyler could be a v good hunter fc tbh | #| : *wink wonk* |

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#| 👑 -- mirror | #| 👑 -- if the slipper queues | #| : hey pretty thaaang |

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👑 ---- little-wxrrior

        “ what? ------ did they send you to BABYSIT me? ”

#little-wxrrior #| 👑 -- greeter. | #| 👑 -- v : storybrooke | #| 👑 -- c : belle |

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👑 ---- lilacevil

      “ ------ how’d you even get this number? ”

#lilacevil #| 👑 -- v : tbd | #| 👑 -- greeter. | #| 👑 -- c : mal |

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👑  ---- fairestisms​

     “ are you sure it’s okay for me to be here? i mean we’re not really                                                                                supposed to associate with your KIND. ”

#fairestisms #| 👑 -- v : tbd | #| 👑 -- c : evie | #| 👑 -- greeter. |

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❛ Never a Maleficent ❜

independant mal from disney’s descendants.

#| 👑 -- promo. | #| 👑 -- out of slippers |

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Hold my hand Ooh, baby, it’s a long way down to the bottom of the river Hold my hand, Ooh, baby, it’s a long way down, a long way down

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                                                      “ if the slipper fits. ”

#| 👑 -- self promo | #| 👑 -- out of slippers | #eah rp #ouat rp #indie rp #ever after high #once upon a time

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Getting fairest for the big dance!

#| 👑 -- mirror | #| 👑 -- if the slipper queues |

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❝I was hoping you would have like a gnarly scar. Add character… And mystery.❞

👑 —- fairestisms

     “ And here I thought we were FRIENDS. ”

#fairestisms #| 👑 -- ic replies | #| 👑 -- c : evie | #| 👑 -- v : tbd |

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ᴏʀᴀɴɢᴇ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴsᴘɪʀᴇᴅ sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ (sᴏᴍᴇ ɴsғᴡ).

❝I was hoping you would have like a gnarly scar. Add character… And mystery.❞

❝You’re slutty, not easy. There’s a difference, semantically.❞

❝Oh I just want to put her in a bag of rocks and drop her in the river.❞

❝I’m all about giving. I’m like a bean-flicking Mother Teresa.❞

❝Seriously, enough clitorference.❞

❝If grateful paid the bills, we’d all be fuckin’ Bill Gates!❞

❝I spent a lot of time wondering if it would matter if I died.❞

❝The system’s fucked.❞

❝Do not defend your boner to me right now!❞

❝This one got away, but I swear to you I will die before I see that happen again. I will keep you safe.❞

❝I’m feeling some sapphic vibes comin’ off you.❞

❝Why did you take us to a gay bath house?❞

❝You know I can promise you that I’ve never been saner than I am right now.❞

❝I have mastered the art of shutting people off.❞

❝I made her come vaginally. Do you even know how hard that is to do? My point is…I don’t even know what my point is anymore.❞

❝You live on a slippery slope, kid, but for some reason you keep doing rain dances. Good luck.❞

❝I think I’ve moved beyond stress to something more deeply disturbing.❞

❝I love you and I fucking hate you.❞

❝Why do you always feel so inevitable to me?❞

❝Lesbian request denied.❞

❝That’s what love is like       it’s like coming home.❞

❝You got some fucked up priorities.❞

❝It’s not like I’m exactly overwhelmed with the possibilities.❞

❝Too hetero?❞

❝You’re supposed to be my family.❞

❝I always miss you until you’re here.❞

❝Don’t you fucking leave me.❞

❝Were you trying to pimp me out?❞

❝You know, another layer of icing on a shit cake does not make it taste good.❞

❝Oh, so here’s the thing     no.❞

❝Adventure is just hardship with an inflated sense of self.❞

❝No, this is divine retribution.❞

❝Do not project your conscience onto me.❞

❝I will fuck you. Literally.❞

❝I heart you.❞

❝You don’t just turn gay, you fall somewhere on a spectrum, like a Kinsey scale.❞

❝I would like to stress that I think this is truly fuckin’ stupid.❞

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Grab a marker and write something on my muse! ( Anywhere over my muse's body. )

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Secret Romance Starters

"No one's going to find out. "

"We can't do this - the boss will see! "

"I believe in keeping relationships between co-workers professional but you make it so god damn hard. "

"Do you know what it means if we get caught?"

"You were cheating on me?"

"They can't find out I've been having an affair with you."

"I'm not your dirty little secret."

"Nobody sees, nobody knows. We are a secret, can't be exposed."

"I want to tell the world you're mine."

"They'll kill us if they find out."

"You know, I'm sure there's a janitors closet around here somewhere."

"My parent's don't know."

"They don't know about us."

"I don't care what people say when we're together."

"I know I'm not your only, but at least I'm one."

"It's so hard to concentrate when you're over there looking so sexy."

"I can't keep doing this. I need someone who isn't afraid to hold my hand in public."

"All I really want is to know if the love is worth the sacrifice."

"I've been cheating on you."

"One day everyone will know. But today isn't that day."

"I know your secret."

"Have fun in jail once the court finds out about her/his age."

"I'm your teacher/student. This will never work out."

"I see you there and I just want to go up and kiss you but I know I can't and that makes me sad."

"What's so bad if they know?"

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Domestic Starters 2.0

"Do I smell breakfast or is that the house burning down?"

"Honey, you look tired. Go sleep."

"So I was driving past a pet store the other day and couldn't help but wonder how cute an animal would be like in our home."

"I want to move in with you."

"I think we should go house hunting. Buy a big family home on the beach or something."

"What do you think about children?"

"Our son/daughter got sent to the principals office today."

"Babe, can you explain to me what this is doing here?"

"You look like you could use a massage."

"I want to take a shower so you should probably join me. It'll save water."

"I may have broken the dish washer."

"There's a spider in the shower!"

"I think I might be pregnant."

"I want to try for a baby."

"I want to adopt a child."

"You would make the perfect father/mother."

"Think about it. The little patter of children in our home."

"I want to marry you."

"What do you think about this color wall for our room?"

"Why is the bathroom overfilling with water?"

"Did you eat all my oreos?"

"We live together. You can't blame this on anyone else."

"I've got a romantic surprise for you."

"Let's just stay in bed."

"Get back into bed."

"Can you call in sick today?"

"I just want to lie here all day with you."

"Oh, there's no need to put a shirt on."

"I'm sick of doing all the chores!"

"We can't afford this!"

"Don't mind me, just want to remember how beautiful you look in bed this morning."

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