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Follow my dogblr for my insane puppy

brick wall just loves to lounge outside with a serious face

#would you like reading quality content like what she put in her mouth today and is her poop solid #my boyfriend suggested brick wall as a bit when i was thinking about names so thats her nickname now

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havent been on here for a while , idk when / if ill be back, combination of unemployment mental health + serious medical diagnosis + pet illness and death + got a new beast. im ok in some cases better than ive been in a long time its just been a shit few months. hope everyone is alright 👋

#my.txt

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what’s an identity card

its a colonial documentation system that states our palestinian identity and determines our residency and what places we can / cannot go.

there are 5 ID systems enforced by israel:

1. Gaza Strip ID: if ur a palestinian who holds this ID, you can’t live anywhere in palestine except gaza (i believe this has been in effect since 2007)

2. West Bank ID: if u hold this you can’t live anywhere but 40% of the West Bank due to military checkpoints and settlements (i have this ID)

3. East Jerusalem ID: if u hold this u can have access to most areas in palestine but israel can revoke ur access whenever they want if you live outside of jerusalem

4. israeli ID but held by palestinians: can access “israeli-only” cities but still cannot reside in most towns in israel

5. jewish/israeli ID: if u hold this ur free to live anywhere throughout “israel” . u can even live on the palestinian territories (60% of the West Bank) as a settler

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AND THEY’RE FUCKING CORRECT

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Please reblog for a bigger sample size!

If you have any fun fact about Bosnia and Herzegovina, please tell us and I'll reblog it!

Edit: Misspelled Sarajevo.

#severe racism and conservativism

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i can fix them

#the bear

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honestly the original is still funnier than 85% of the edits people make

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elon musk "creating" an ai chatbot named grok and charging people money to use it is already funny, but the funnier part of how while pretty much other every chatbot in existence almost instantly get's corrupted and becomes racist, musk managed to almost completely on accident make one that's. not racist or transphobic or antisemitic. like wow

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« If your home were under siege, what would you sacrifice to save it? »

Wyll is definitely one of my favorite character of the game! He tries to do the right thing, but every time it doesn't turn out well for him. This really upsets me, so in my playthrough I did everything I could to help him. Btw he is also my main character's romantic interest <3

#bg3

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the older i get the more frustrating i find it how little people recognize or acknowledge it when massive problems start to get solved... i get the concept of focusing on unsolved problems and injustices to keep up the pressure of public opinion, but we should also acknowledge it when great things are accomplished. we just started rolling out the first-ever malaria vaccine which will likely save millions of children's lives. about half a million people die of malaria every year and over half of those deaths are children 5 years old and under. ive seen literally no one i know talking about this huge triumph for humanity

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puddle water is basically cigarettes for dogs

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Jed the Wolfdog in The Thing (1982)

#give him an oscar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #the thing

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Sometimes self-care is, actually, NOT getting onto the computer and little treats and watching youtube videos. Sometimes those things are self-care, but sometimes they're also avoidant behaviors.

Sometimes self care is waking up and just. Fucking getting in the car. And driving to the bank. And the store. And buying the cat litter. And changing the cat boxes you've been avoiding because your brains been stuck in a hole. And picking up the trash you've been piling up. And getting a load into the wash. And mowing the lawn before the village council sends you a formal complaint and potential-fines warning.

Like its hard and annoying to do because it sucks. It sucks so much. But if I don't start working on this pile of bullshit I've let build up because it stinks and i was stuck in deer-in-headlights mode, I risk letting it turn into fuckery. I do not have the patience for fuckery that I once - foolishly! - thought I had.

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WHO SUFFERED MORE

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> mom spilled trace amount of curry powder on the floor

> cool ok ill sweep it up in a sec

> go to the bathroom, come back

> curry powder is suspiciously less

> cat is suspiciously yellow

#cats

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My dealer: just got in some straight gas 😜🐌 it's called brain worm and it'll unlock your illithid potential 📈

Me: whatever man I don't feel shit

(20 minutes later)

Me: dude I swear as the symbol glows, power pulses through me. Authority.

My buddy Shadowheart pacing: the dream visitor is lying to us

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