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We're making out and he starts grabbing my crotch through my ebay Tripp pants and I say "wait, hold on," and take out my phone. I unsubscribe from r/virgin.

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aegis-bearing jove will you PLEASE save my white ass

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Annie Clark I was not familiar with your game 🫡

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Tgirl fag voice has healing powers

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CAN YOU STOP FUCKING REBLOGGING ALLYSTRUGGLESPOSTS

what's wrong? did he do something problematic? or are you just allyphobic

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You're giving me a heart attack with those ally struggles posts

this ask is really allyphobic.. kill yourself

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why are we doing this

so we can bring light to the struggles that our brave allies face

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Is this blog even legitimate?

Don’t de-legitimize the role of allies. If it weren’t for allies, the world wouldn’t even HAVE gays!

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I’m trying to buy “marinara diamonds” for my gay friend because he always talks about loving them, but I have no idea what they are??? It’s a pasta I’m guessing?

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Allies are not required to support gays who are Geminis!!

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Cher who? Gaga who? Remember when Hilary Duff ended the trend of saying “gay” as a negative thing? … She is the TRUE LGBT icon.

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i think my friend is an ally and i want to let them know that its ok and they shouldn't feel ashamed for being who they are???????????

Why are you saying “they” if it’s just one person? You need to learn your #AllyGrammar before you can be a true #AllyForAllies.