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FUCK the LUGS, I’M screaming for mercy

He sufrido por el coche.

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This will haunt my nightmares.

#thats a dial #why why why #is SquElcH a dial #what the hell is squelch and why can it be turned up or down #this is not Minecraft sound effects #It says receiver radio on it but I’ve never seen a radio with a DIAL labeled SQUELCH

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P

today is a good day to remember that all abortion is moral and abortion should unequivocally be available on demand and without apology

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I too think this is amazing! This is GREAT! I love this tree

but

my brain has gone off the rails and I’m bringing all of you with me

I shall now bring forth an interesting moral and legal quandary!

If the Tree That Owns Itself owns everything within eight feet of itself, does that mean that if another tree grew within say six feet of the Tree, would the landowning tree own the new tree? Would this be slavery? Or would the Tree be considered a landlord?

in addition, since the Tree owns property, is it considered a sentient entity with full legal rights? If one of it’s branches broke off and damaged a nearby car or city bench, could it be sued? Could it be arrested?

If the Tree is considered a person, does that mean that the cutting down of similar species of trees is considered to be murder?

#Trees #law and legal system #legal ownership #Why does the tree own things #Can it own other things #Can it own other trees #slavery mention

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When celebrities gain taste

when will they invite the muppets to the met gala. when will the gala be muppets themed

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The Furries have taken over the Fashion industry

Good job guys

Sylvia van der Klooster @ Christian Dior Fall/Winter, 2000 Haute Couture

#Keep doing gods work furries #make fashion weird again 2022 #This one is for the hentai fans for the horsegirlfuckers and the furries #keep it up guys ur doing great #christian dior #sylvia van der klooster #furries #First designer fashion #next the billionaires wearing it

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So since I apparently have followers now despite making one (1) post ever lol folks imma ghost imma poltergeist and theres no exorcising me now

anyways I have a question. So, I do ceramics, yes like pottery, yes like bowls and plates and stuff, yes like the glaze your own ceramic unicorn/moon/dragon stores except unlike those of you who’ve visited those stores after the age of 15 I am not a coward and make my own shit.

But ANYWAYS I made a pot that looks kind of like the one in the background of

THIS \/ photo

So I personally am not a person of color unless italian counts i think emphasis on think I have not studied my family history extensively.

but I was going to try making a lid for that pot that would be shaped and look like a cobra that had risen from a coil and was ready to strike. I was going to call it snake charmer.

BUT THEN I had the thought ‘is that name racist’ ‘ is that a stereotype?!’ ‘is the idea of a ”snake charmer” a negative stereotype’ ‘would this be super racist to name something’

so please help me out here I have no idea if i should

— a) scrap the lid idea and go with like an octopus or something

— b) try my best (very possibly will fail)

so tell me how you feel about the idea folks I don’t want to offend people I’ve got nothing against.

#India #snakes #snake charmer #ceramics #pottery #indian people #potential racism #God help me I don’t want to be a racist theyre horrible #stereotypes #people of color #discrimination #black lives matter #cultural appropriation #bipoc representation #bipoc #i support people of color I’m sorry if this is a bad stereotype #I just didn’t know #So I’m asking the internet please don’t scream at me I’m literally a teenager

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Better: Camboy Skull

Camboy Ichigo

No, see this was the exact thought I had

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Sorry to burst your bubble,

but,

Foxes Are Canines

It's demon hours. Time to post the updated list of forbidden cats.

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Gandalf is the jason Todd mask phenomenon

Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?

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it’s all either

a) the RAUNCHIEST, DIRTIEST songs he could remember, both from pre-Hydra-capture

or

b) It’s Wellerman

Imagine if in CA: CW instead of Bucky trying to break out of the cell and turning into the Winter Soldier when Zemo reads the trigger words he just starts singing really loud so he can't hear Zemo's voice anymore.

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Ah, yes.

Sibling rivalry at its finest.

#extra™

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So if Anakin is the Winter Soldier...

does that make Obi-Wan Captain America?

Thinking about it, the Winter Soldier trains Natasha, doesn’t he?

So here’s a bunch of sketches of Black Widow Ahsoka 👀

Taglist: @melissa-kenobi @starwarsworld @frecklelemonade @escapedthesarlacc

@melissa-kenobi @starwarsworld @frecklelemonade @escapedthesarlacc

#Yoda is Fury #The only hero you thought you were Plo Koon #comes the voice from his desk #But there’s no one there??? (Oh gods he’s being haunted) #And then he sees it #The tips of the ears poking out just above the desktop #“Lets face it” says Plo to Mace Windu #who looks as if he’s running on spite and determination to be the normal one in this relationship dammit #And therefore is fully prepared to fight god for the last cup of coffee with only his $900 heels in hand #And he’d win too god Plo’s in love fuckkk— #“This isn’t the worst thing you’ve caught me doing” he continues #No less than eight near-identical children trying to help the boys get the Durasteel Man armor off

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Harry starts a mafia

Dobby is the enforcer

AU where Harry says Fuck It with his entire childhood trauma filled chest, takes a fist full of gold to muggle London the summer after 4th year, gets his hands on a pistol, and then gives Dobby a call.

Imagine Voldemort chilling in Malfoy Manor when some house elf in 16 hats and 27 pairs of colorful socks rolls up with a .45 like "Mr. Harry Potter sir sends his regards."

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You know what I want in life?

More Skull from KHR

we already have the HP/KHR crossovers and the BAMF!Skull but we don’t have this;

Southern Skull

like American Southern,

give me the accent, the condescending compliments the subtle insults— and better yet, almost all of the Arcobaleno have no idea that he‘s being completely insincere and calling Reborn a b*tchy little hoe in between all those ‘Honey’s’ and ’darlin’s’ —

Right up until they find out the Carcassa is a branch of an American mob family (that Skull may or may not lead) and someone enlightens them that those flowers Skull gave them that They put in the vase in the dining room were basically telling the receiver to go fuck themselves and that Skull is apparently the most passive aggressive motherf*cker alive

#skull (khr) #khr skull #skull de mort #bamf #passive aggressive skull #God someone write this or I will and it will not be in order