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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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castle // halsey

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no options for "they wouldn't fight" or "they would kiss", they are fighting and that is FINAL

#i honestly don't wanna know how this fight would end #slutty Yoda vs jar jar with a whip #i think yoda tho

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the sequels suck so much. because boba fett wasn’t there.

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From what I can tell, this cup size convention is fairly universal, but here's a chart just in case (no idea if this is accurate)

#keep the normal distribution going

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Fans of media about accepting diversity and differences when the characters are diverse and different

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I've joked about it before but I could honestly write an entire essay on how Paul Atreides is the perfect metaphor for being nb

#plugging my fandom blog

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very silly sequel to my leia dreams of luke comic

(ko-fi requests are open!)

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sits on the floor and thinks about how the twins' extreme force sensitivity probably connected them before they even knew each other

(support me on kofi!)

#what if i cried everywhere

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Have you ever cried or been significantly upset at the death of a celebrity?

Yes (which one?), because I cared about them or their work

Yes, for practical reasons (ex. it was a politician with good political views)

Yes, but not because I cared about them (ex. their cause of death was a trigger for you)

No, but I would if certain famous people were to die

No, and I wouldn't even if a celebrity I liked died

No, because there are no celebrities I like/care about

Other (put in tags)

#Carrir Fisher #i had just finished reading some of her books too

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Incredible.

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I love in Dune when Leto's guard wants to quit because he's so ashamed that he failed to protect Paul and Leto's just like "shut the fuck up you made one mistake it's fine, now get back to protecting my kid"

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Paul Atreides is a metaphor for being nonbinary

#I'm technically telling the truth here