This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.
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You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.
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Did u know. That u can put pasta inside a girl’s tummy and it will make her sososososo happy
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Cover letter with the vampire
CV update with the vampire
Intake paperwork with the vampire
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its so funny when british ppl say the letter H they have to wheeze it out like HAITCH but then they say things like orrible and ello.. girl where did the haitch go
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Anything from the top row pls & ty
stole this from the tl but i need to know
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The kids are alright.
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Happy 2nd birthday Addie Sue!! 💖💖 https://instagr.am/p/CayENTkJ5hE/
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Sister sushi date 💖💖 https://instagr.am/p/CY2XiCgvQVC/
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Merry Christmas everyone. I had a day full of family and laughing until our belly's ached and yummy food. Lots of great gifts this year but this one takes the cake. It's a towel with my grandmother's handwritten applesauce cake recipe. 🥺🥺 Ive been missing her a lot since she passed earlier this year and I may or may not have held back from just sobbing. Thanks Mom 💖 https://instagr.am/p/CX7ZoKvJHnp/
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An exciting Saturday night over here ft. The Needy One, The Protector, The Old Man, and the Bun Loaf. 🐶🐕🐰 https://instagr.am/p/CVHWOTaLDMB/
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Wine, Cookies, murder mystery and the best sister? That's a great way to end your birthday. 🙌🏻 https://instagr.am/p/CUO1YpCLnwX/
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Just got my new favorite pin and a rad magnetic mask charm from @scienceandfictionshop 💖💖 #shopsmall https://instagr.am/p/COtO1yQDOGx/
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