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Can we talk about James' amazing lines/scenes? - Talking about Tuunbaq: "Mr. Teeth and Claws" - Slandering that poor ship's boy: "Your nails are a terror" - The whole hip hip horary scene - After Doctor McDonald is explaining David Young's condition: "That's a vivid description" - To the Terror Lieutenants: "You terrors"

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the roommate situation is going well

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Go for broke AU part 2

☞ (Part 1)

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ok why is no one talking about how funny the opening of hamlet is. the guards begging horatio who is like trembling and shaking and about to pass out to speak to a ghost. because he went to school?? so he’s qualified?? horatio just repeatedly shouting ‘speak’ at it. for some reason using ‘thou’ directly after bernardo tells him it’s the ghost of the king. this attempt does not work. the ghost leaving and the guards being like damn it horatio!!! look what you did!! it’s offended!!!!

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james bites his hands until he’s bruised and bleeding to try to keep from crying out while being hauled. bridgens is the first one with him when he finally does and, in the next hours, bandages his hands before holding them at the end.

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So your Captain flirted back. What now?

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NIKO SASAKI AND EDWIN PAYNE Dead Boy Detectives (2024-)

#they invented the concept of Besties 💖 #friendship of all time

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YUYU KITAMURA as NIKO SASAKI

Dead Boy Detectives (2024 - )

#she is EVERYTHING #I LOVE HER

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knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to “how do i knit”, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.

knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the world’s shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.

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THE BEAR (2022-) + IMDb trivia

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he was in the fridge!!!

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I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now

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Every one of you needs to read Going Postal by Terry Pratchett right now. Especially if you do anything related to tech, finance, or public services. I am not kidding.

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Happy Victory Point note day to those who celebrate 📃✒️❄️

... and start on tomorrow 26th for Backs Fish River.

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